Reviews

Impy started doing reviews because I actually like toys, I freekin love erotica books and well books of any kind. I decided to limit myself and focus more on one or two companies rather than every toy company out there and Eden Fantasys have been great to work with.  I like to write and I don’t bullshit. I also won’t plaster my blog in reviews, the only actual reviews that end up on the blog are the ones I want to put here not because I am obliged to, most of them reside on the EF site. If there’s a review on this blog it’s because I want to write about it and I want to share it with my reader base. And I have to like and trust the company I write reviews for.

If you are curious and want to check out my reviews on the Eden Fantasys site, the list below has links and will be updated on a regular basis … hell if you have the time comments are greatly appreciated, it helps me write better reviews.

Below the review list are toys Impy has on her wishlist and is hoping to work through and let you all know what’s  poking her curiosity …

Reviews…

Aaaarrr (Costume review)

Bloodlust (Book Review)

Come like a crazed hyena! (Book Review)

Sizzler or Fizzler? (Book Review)

The Evil Pizza Cutter (Wartenburg Wheel)

The Eighth Wonder of the World (Glass Dildo)

Bottoms Up! (Riding Crop)

Should have been called a Turtle (Rabbit Vibrator)

Objectify Me (Full Face Hood)

Sin? Bring it On! (Sin5 Pikilo Dildo)

Fuck Me Please (Book Review)

Fantastical Magickal Humping Gel (Arousal Gel)

Lesson 101: how to make your clit fall off (Fairy Wand Massager)

Bi Meh (Vibrator)

Showing You the Ropes
(Book Review)

Woof (Collar Review)

Erotic Slavehood (Book Review)

Fit To Be Tied (Japanese Bondage Rope)

Kermit & Barney Join Forces! (Bullet)

The Bedside Companion for Kinksters (BDSM Book)

Nubby Love (Traditional Vibrator)

G-Squidder (Tentacle Review)

Debauched Wordsmiths (Erotica Book)

Nipple Grippin (Butterfly (clover) Clamps)

Hit Me Baby One More Time (Rubber Whip)

Lay Your Hands on Me (Vampire Gloves)

Slippery When Lubed (Organic Lubricant)

Bend it Like Beckham (Rabbit Vibrator)

Little Red Riding Cuffs (Wrist Cuffs)

Probus Entertainus (Glass probe)

Christine the Ugly Pink Vibe (Clitoral Massager)

Ecogasm (Double Ended Dildo)

The Slave (BDSM Book)

Mindfucking at It’s Best (Erotica Book)

Toe Curling Totem Pole (Wooden Vibrating Dildo)

Fantastical Bean Flicker (Clitoral Massager)

All Hands Aboard (Soy Massage Candle)

V is for Vagina (Educational Book)

Better Than A Nimbus 2000 (Hitachi)

Vaginal Kung Fu (Ben Wa Balls)

Erotic Surrender (BDSM Book)

Better Than Teeth (Nipple Clamps)

Impy’s Wishlist …

Silicone ergonomic dildo.Leather quality paddleMiniature rechargeable clitoral vibratorInformational illustrated book on kink and fetishesBondage kit consisting of two 6 feet ropes.Slave training manual by legendary Miss Abernathy16 1/2 inch studded paddleSmall locking case for sex toy storageErotic DVD for women and couples.Pure silicone butt plug with curved tipKim Cattrall explores both the physical chemistry and the emotional complexity of raw sexual desireAdjustable metal bondage spreader barDual-action stainless steel wand with graduated heads and curved shaft.Fallen is award winning movie packed with special features.Quality silicone replacement head for Ideal and Hitachi Wand model vibratorsHandcrafted silicone dildo with jellyfish design and glow-in-the-dark accents

By the way, I also don’t add all the reviewers weekly posts like Pleasurists and Sugasms but the links are here if you want them, I don’t see the point in posting what every other person out there does, it makes for boring blog reading, I don’t however knock it … there’s always damn good links to be found there so go take a nosey.

Eden Fantasys also offers affiliate programs and they will pay 20% commissions for promoting their website. It’s not a major for me but there are peeps out there who like to do this sort of thing so if you are curious take a look.

I am happy to review toys, books, dvds so  if you want me to write an honest review or “few” for you then flick me an email and have a chat.

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