So Jack’s Blowjob Lessons….

I’m struggling on how exactly to write this because Jack’s attitude shines through in his writing and I know personally that if you are slightly feminist it will make you seethe and cringe with horror in the way it’s presented. He is unapologetically a jerk. A jerk that defines a good relationship by the skill of your blow job giving skills. The information contained in the actual book is designed to give you just that … all the pointers, tips and techniques required to satisfy any guy that wants his cock in your mouth.

So what does this ebook of 160 pages give you exactly?

The Foreplay and the atmosphere The foreplay and the ambiance of a great blowjob are the next topic of discussion and he likens it to creating that pornstar atmosphere.

Blowjob Positions which is basically about how you place yourself so the guy gets a huge kick out of all of you not just your face.

Blowjob Techniques a whole 22 of them and some I can see having merit, from simple to a little more complex

How To Deepthroat like a Pornstar (Deepthroating)  a whole chapter written by Jacks friend Tanya J who is a former pornstar (yes, a real one!) She talks about getting over the gag reflex and many more of her own tricks and industry secrets.

Top blowjob locations 
How to Talk Dirty

End Game – Spitting & Swallowing

Problems & STD’s

It’s full of great stuff . The writing style isn’t fantastic, it’s okay but easily readable. If however … you can get past the way he writes. In a sense it’s like a Dominant male in your bedroom directing you as bluntly as he can on what you need to be doing. It will get results.

Can I get my money back if it turns out I don’t like it after all? Yes you can. This product is covered by a 60-day no quibble money-back guarantee through the payment processor (Clickbank).

Who shouldn’t read this book? Anyone who can’t stand sexist wankers. He doesn’t hide it. Srsly. If you are easily offened or get butthurts easily don’t read it.

Who should read this book? Anyone who wants to suck dick like a pr0n star but doesn’t want to go through sucking off a bunch’o'tards to get there.

I’m quite glad I’ll have this little doozy in my files and I’ll even happily use the info to practice on the next cock that comes my way

Thanks Jack you cheeky bastard. x

So.

Blowjobs.

I have had a relatively odd sex life in the fact that I have avoided giving blowjobs because of a pure lack of know how or knowledge on how to do them properly and a huge shyness with it all because it meant I had to be vunerable infront of someone and I find that extremely hard. In my younger years the idea of sticking a cock in my mouth wasn’t something that appealed. So instead I learnt massage and hand jobs. I got pretty darn good at it. But still the art of giving an awesome blow job has remained one of those things I am yet to conquer. I had a hell of a lot of casual fuck buddies and it was never an issue or a problem as they weren’t long term. I only had one long term relationship where it became an issue and I was then refused back massages as a punishment for not giving a blow job. I found it all rather stupid and was pissed off that he wasn’t willing to talk about it. And instead chose to play blackmail games.

As I have become older, my attitude towards it all however has changed. I want to give a good blow job, I want to pleasure a partner in that way but I also want that person to be a positive part of that journey. My god it’s not like I don’t do other things, I can’t really figure out why of all things a blow job wasn’t something I learnt how to do properly.

Now I’ve read a couple of books. I’ve even had female friends offer to teach me. One thing I’ve never, ever had is a male friend willing to talk to me about it. Like for christ’s sake, it’s almost like the guys whispering and murmuring about the ‘elusive’ gspot.

And then in my inbox appears a wee email from Jack. Jack’s written a book about blowjobs, and how to make them awesome ones. But most importantly from a guy’s perspective because hey, he does after all have a penis… he should know right? He’s asked me if I’d like to read it and write a review on the book.

Firstly it’s an ebook. 340 pages worth of writing on techniques and ways to make your man enjoy the hell out of what your mouth is capable of doing.

So I’m going to read it and then I’m going to let you know what I think about it all.

impy ~ the ever curious 

I want you to grab a fistful of my hair.

Make my eyes water.

Lead me.

I want you to slam me against that wall, press your body up against mine.

Make me stare into those dak eyes.

Yes those ones.

Him.

I want you to focus my attention on you.

Squeezing and twisting my nipples until they harden under your fingertips.

I want you to show me pain and lust and cause my cunt to become wet with desire and need.

I want your filthy words to permeate my skull.

I want you to taste me with your teeth.

Pull at my flesh until my knees become weak and my hips buck towards yours.

I want you to turn me into your filthy little slut.

I want you to wash over me.

I want release.

I need you

to

fuck

me

Before the days of mummyhood and the world of kink enveloped my addled brain I lived an alternative lifestyle.

I chose to remain single and non commital and lived a life that consisted of ‘friends with benefits’. I didn’t want a full on relationship. I enjoyed my freedom and the ability to go where the wind took me so to speak. I liked being free to do what I wanted, when I wanted and where I wanted. I was straight up and rather blunt about where I stood and for a number of years I was happy.

I had casual arrangements with a small number of friends over the years where we both understood and desired a friends with benefits situation. Most of the time it worked well. And at times where feelings started getting strange or too emotional the arrangements where stopped. Whether it was my choice, mutual or theirs. It wasn’t a biggie.

I suppose nowdays because I’m older and been there and done that it holds absolutely no appeal for me anymore. My life has changed now and I have a child that I don’t want to expose to my selfish lifestyle I once had. It’s just not really a practical option for me anymore. I’m also wizened to the pitfalls of casual arrangements and no matter how one bleats on about how great they are and I know they can be, there are also times where it can break your heart in two.

Fast forward to now. After a failed attempt at an engagement and the idea of settling down I had to deal with infidelity. That was a huge barrier I had to overcome. Until that point it had never been an issue in my life. But I’d made a conscious choice to remain monogamous and make a go of a happy life with a partner I intended on marrying. It didn’t work out. I did alot of soul searching and went down the polyamory route. It still has a fuckton of merit for me and a relationship style I admire. i also after a little pondering realised that at many points in my life I had open relationships where there was no hiding who I was and what I chose to do. Other partners knew about each other and had no issues with it. There was an amazing, freeing level of honesty.

But.

I do know that I am at a point in my life where none of that stuff is enough for me anymore.

I do want a monogamous relationship but I’m still open to kink with others. Thing is though, if I’m happy with one person I don’t have a need to play or engage in that stuff with anyone else. For me though kink isn’t always sexually based. There are plenty of things I have done that haven’t been sexually driven. I’m all good with that and I understand my own needs and kinks well enough to know how my own relationship style works.

What I don’t get, well I kinda do, is the casual sex expectations surrounding D/s. For me the intensity levels of a kink arrangement need to be more than a casual arrangement. I just cannot, absolutely cannot submit to a partner if there is no intention of a long term, monogamous relationship on the cards. The level of trust, intimacy and intensity I need isn’t suited for a casual fling. Which is why until that ‘someone’ comes along that ticks most of the boxes I’m happy to be single and not engaging in casual sex and enjoying my huge drawer of sex toys instead and the occasional beating from kinky friends.

If anything, in my travels, I am not the norm in the kink world. Or so I keep getting told. Although most of the time I ignore it because I know there’s alterior motives to those comments.

No. I’m not going to get in your pants.

No. I’m not going to feed your insecurities or your delusions.

I’m tired of people telling me I need a good fuck. I’m tired of people fucking around on each other and battling for attention.

I fuck myself on a regular basis and I do a damn good job… ‘grins’. It’s a less drama filled, uncomplicated lifestyle choice nowdays.

I’m tired of people expecting me to just jump into anything sexually offered just because I carry a ‘kinky’ label.

I am more than capable of doing it. I just don’t want to anymore. It’s hollow.

My ideal? I want  to settle down and grow old with someone who is as kinky and fucked up as me, have fun, enjoy what life has to offer. See a few places, watch my child grow up and give someone everything I have to offer. In return they get love, lots of it. Just little ol’ me and my big heart.

Seriously? Quit telling me whats good for me or what I should do. I already know myself better than you think you do.

Shut.the.fuck.up.