My feet hurt, 5 hours of walking around the zoo today with the little guy and some other special people was awesome fun. The best part, “This is the most awesomest day evaaah mummy!” … ‘beams’. That’s all I need to hear to make me forget about my tiredness, my sore feet and the shitty, cold weather. It’s the school holidays and we have a movie day to get through yet. I love being able to just hang out with the little one and forget about everything for a few hours and be completely in the moment watching his awe and wonder at the world.

I get home to a mass of emails and some work which I’ve done tonight and a stupid random email from some dude who felt the need to copy an email quote I posted on the blog, from that fantabulous collarme site, the dude put it through a spell check and ‘corrected’ it for me  …. wow.

WTF?

Lol.

My first reaction was why the hell would one even bother. Seriously. Silly shit.

It’s just reinforced the fact there are alot of fucking weirdos on the net with far too much fucking time on their hands. Then I figured that perhaps he wanted me to post what he’d sent me. Perhaps he decided that he’d like a special place on the blog all of his very own. And of course impy always likes to be helpful and shit I’m a giving sort yano….

So Mister Andrew Capra (I’m sure thats an alias too)

Recently, I remembered your May 12th post, where you posted an inept emotional bait message, and suggested that he use at least basic grammar and spelling, and about 10 minutes ago, decided that I was going to do it for him. After I finished, I compared it to the original, and I was shocked at how much it was improved (in my opinion,) by just a quick spell check and once over to fix most of the glaring problems with his message. Here is the result of what  a quick proof reading before hitting the send button could have done.

Hello,
My name is Phil McBrigde. I was brought up in Atlanta, Georgia in the U.S, and now work as a 38 year old Captain in the U.S army. I saw your profile here and I felt you could be the one I am looking for, so I want to tell you more about myself so we can get to know each other better. I like meeting new people and learning about new things. I am a guy who wants a serious relationship with a mature woman. I won’t play games with other people’s hearts, and I don’t want another woman to play with mine because I’ve been hurt so many times in the past. I am intelligent, well educated, full of passion, attractive, and I like to be honest in everything I do. I want to ask you one question- What if someone you’ve never met, someone you’ve never known, someone you’ve never even talked to, What if that person, was someone who you could trust to love you unconditionally? I want someone who’s willing to love me, who I will love even more in return…If you have IM, maybe we could talk to each other on it. If so, my Yahoo id is Cpt_PhilMcbrigde@yahoo.com. I am hoping to hear from you soon.
Kind Regards,
Cpt. Phil McBrigde

My reply was blunt and to the point …

If you were a regular reader of the messages my inbox receives from the likes of most dominants on collarme you would understand why myself and many other submissives & slaves get tired of being sent ridiculous messages on that site let alone others.  I’m not entirely sure why you felt the need to send this to me, actually I’m rather puzzled and amused but thanks. To be quite honest most of those profiles and messages are not the people portrayed in the images presented on the profiles and are nothing but general silly fodder from guys wanting cyber interaction or online domination of which I am quite clear on my profile (on that particular site) in regards to what I am looking for or in this case not looking for. I also don’t add people on IM after one message on collarme.

Thanks for the enlightening email Andrew. I am flattered but there’s still one glaringly obvious problem with the original email and even after a spellcheck.

The guy can’t even spell his last name … ahem.

Sorry if I don’t seem impressed but quite frankly I’m not.

I’ve had an awesome day. I’m just not in the mood for being sent grammar corrected and spellchecked bogus internet messages. It didn’t pass the first time and it sure as hell doesn’t impress me a second time around.

Signed W.T.F?

Sense of humor left the building ….

Monkey …

Working all weekend so I am leaving you with an NZ band and beautiful views of the place I live and love …

It’s midnight again hah! Ongoing fucking theme here atm.

Anyone got any spare matchsticks to keep my eyelids open?

I just finished a video for a review I am going to plonk on here hopefully tomorrow … that evil sadists toy hehe. I’m too damn tired to write anything substantial right now so I’ll wait till I have had some sleep.

I just had an idiot email an hour ago (11pm) me expecting a full web template by tomorrow  …. ‘blinks’ … supplies no brief, no details other than a link to the product they are using, then asks me if I have a fully designed wordpress template ready made for them to use.

Excuse me but since when has fucking a graphic designer’s job been akin to McDonalds fast food production? Less than 24 hours, fuck anyone else I might be doing work for, I’ll drop everything for you since I haven’t heard from you, an old client who gave me a couple of jobs over 2008 xmas, and I haven’t heard from again. No brief? Oh thats right even though I have spent time showing you what I need previously, after waiting for a reply for two months you randomly get back to me concerning a job I’d done for you …waiting to proof it for the finals and get paid fully …

Fuck off.

Seriously no.

Anyhooo what has impy been doing to be so quiet on here while shes got time off uni? Working and being a mum. Fun stuff huh?

I stupidly opened my mouth that never stops running and told my one of my lovely sadists that I am not getting bruises very easily and I have a bad case of the Rhino legs and butt and arms …. I am a dick. Srsly. Today I had my ass spanked, thighs slapped and freekin ears flicked. All the things I hate. They make me shitty. Impy gets the angry on. And then because I get pissed off I lash out which gets me more slaps. Then the lovely sadist decides to phone the other one and they start scheming and discussing what they shall do to remedy this ‘problem’ of Impy’s.

I swear ima gonna find a hidey hole to run away to.

Oh yeah and I quit smoking about three or four weeks back. I have had two episodes of drunkeness and caving and smoking whilst pissed as a newt and been totally fine the next day and not wanted any nicotine so fuck knows whats up with that lol.

Next week a zoo trip ‘beams’

Photography here I come!