“It made my vagina angry for a week!”

“Every sadistic Dom should own one!”

“Rough sex in dildo form”

“Not for the faint of vagina”

Can you blame me for being curious? I had to try it, what is so scary about a dildo, c’mon really? Hell I’m a bloody masochist I gotta like it right? Well I did, rather a lot.

Meet my new friend Pikilo, the name is derived from the universal language ‘Esperanto’ and Pikilo means ‘spiked or prickly’.

SinFive are a German manufacturer that make beautiful high quality sex toys and the Pikilo is no exception. It’s touted as more of a BDSM toy because it’s rather girthy, 8 inches in length, that of which 6 1/2 inches are insertable and the diameter is a nice rotund 1 3/4 inches so it’s not for the faint hearted. It also sports a series of nubs around the whole toy from top to bottom which SinFive calls ‘love knots’, I prefer to call them ‘nubs that will make your vagina scream mercy’ especially if you don’t have enough lube with this wee beastie. Note one: USE LUBE, LOTS OF IT. The nubs are designed to grab at your skin and create a sensation when thrusting or twisting and they do just that and if you enjoy intense sensations then you may well enjoy this dildo. I didn’t find it hurt, I could definitely feel them but they were not overly intense to the point I didn’t want to use it, infact I love it so much it’s been my reach for toy of late.

It is hellishly easy to clean with warm water and soap or with a toy cleaner. SinFive’s dildo’s have an antibacterial agent in the material that is activated when used with water so it’s in a sense extra helpful in helping keep germies away. It’s compatible with water based & silicone lubricants which makes for an all round fun toy. The dildo is non toxic, body safe derived from a thermoplastic elastomer. It’s slightly squeezable and bendable and it has a funky removable suction cup on the base that you can screw on or off and if you feel like some hands free fun then Pikilo will suction onto a coffee table, laminated surface and even the shower surfaces or the bath. It has no batteries (it doesn’t really need any with its evil bevvy of ‘love knots’) and it’s fully submersible and 100% waterproof so you can even use it in the pool or a spa hehe.

The Pikilo is latex, silicone and phthalate free and comes with a one year full warranty. Now how many toys give you a guarantee like that huh? SinFive proves itself and it’s workmanship by offering you a warranty on it’s dildos.

Along with the dildo you get a few wee surprises in the package … A black velvet pouch with white ribbon, ample room to store your toy in it. The warranty card entitles you to a free two hour Tantric Sex Video, a booklet with all of the SinFive products available and the best part?

Five 3ml vials of long lasting vegan bodyglide by ‘D’Laros’ better known as lubricant. You get to try five different types, fragrance free, revitalising, sensual, fruity and vanilla and they are divine. A few drops will go a long way. The bodyglide can also be used for massage.

For the color picky ones you have a choice of three shades of color … shale black which is what I have kind of a charcoal grey/black, flame (red) and plum (purple).

Am I impressed? YES

Is the Pikilo for a beginner or size shy person? Probably not. It is large and intense.

Perfect for BDSM play? Oh hell yes!

Thanks you Carrie Ann and Eden Fantasys for letting me have the opportunity to play with a toy that resembles a baby cactus I had fun!

$79.95SinFive Pikilo Dildo by Wolwin GmbH Material: WTP Safety: Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

I have been called mischeivious, an imp, a brat, cheeky, smartassed, witty, a ratbag and a whole myriad of other funny names. I am each and every one of them. I am a mother, a friend, a uni student, a designer, a housewench, dominant in daily life and submissive to rarely anyone. And the ‘imp’ is always present to some degree in all of those roles.

I live to laugh, to love and have no regrets. I cherish my family and extended family of close friends.

What pisses me off? Actually it’s pissed me off for a long time in varying degrees. People who think it’s okay to tell me I’m disrespectful to those I chose to play with, that my type of play is dangerous, that I’m naughty, that I’m badly trained, that I’m not a real sub because I’m not submissive to some fucktard with a capital letter label, yada yada yada. People who have an opinion on how I should behave just because there’s a label attached to what I have on a fucking profile page or it’s known I am not the D type when it comes to kink. It’s none of your goddamn business what that chosen dynamic is and I’m sure if I was disrespectful or whatever I’d be told … by them. Their opinion is the only one that counts as far as I am concerned. Actually I find it relatively funny when someone who doesn’t know me at all decides they can have an opinion on what my submission entails. It happens every now and then.It’s fucking hillarious. Little comments, glances, confusion.

Seriously WTF?

I know I am not the only one who is a brat. I’m not the only one who hears and sees this utter bullshit online and offline.  Those that appreciate brats know what we are about. There is no malice, we live for fun, we thrive on it. Most wonderful slaves I have the privilege of knowing and quite a few submissive women are some of the most strongest personalities I know. And gawd I love them for it.

Hence I don’t play in public very often. There are only a few places where I feel comfortable being myself. Normally I’d rather go be a voyeristic shit and not play and just hang out and watch other people. Some people can’t help but be judgemental cunts in those circumstances. I’m loud, bratty and if I get the chance I strike back, I swear, and if you cross a boundary you will damn well hear about it lol. I love the playful glint I see when play is engaged. I love the adrenaline. I love the challenge even when I know my ass is going to get kicked. And the whole time there is laughter.

For me that’s what it’s about. If it ain’t fun why bother? Don’t get me wrong there are times when I want to kill people, when I am on the verge of tears, when I am hating what’s goin on and I wanna get off the bus. But I like to push myself and my own limits and boundaries. The dance between the sadist and the masochist is a journey that enthralls me, entices me and feeds me. It is an exchange of energies at it’s purest primal sense.

Pretty simple huh? For some they can’t get their heads around it and that’s fine but one thing … respect me, you don’t have to like it but keep your damn opinions to yourself when you don’t know shit.

Just because you do BDSM doesn’t give you the right to tell me or anyone I am with what they or I should be doing or how we should act. Enjoy your own kinky world and appreciate others do it differently and as long as they are having fun then it’s all good.

Impy – doin it wrong and lovin it.