I’m all for dating. It’s fun. I also like the coffee, LOVE the coffee thing. I also like being able to see the person infront of me in the flesh. I have had a fun few weeks meeting a couple of people I had been chatting to and also catching up with some people from down country. I love putting faces to names.

I love that initial phase where the other person is so damn intriguing you want to find out more. Where the conversation flows and there is a definite connection.

Only very occasionally I  find this through an initial online interaction. The kind where you want to chat for hours and hours and realise time has all but disappeared and you have to log off and you’re excited to talk/chat some more.

And then there are just times where I sit and stare at my screen in utter shock. Then a low rumbling giggle emerges, sometimes a loud HAHA!

I got an email tonight. I had a niggle that it was a copy and paste with perhaps a couple of tweaks. I dunno, I write I just know sometimes. Then I get irked, lemme explain.

“I read your profile and it looks like we have a number of things in common.”

…. considering there is two sentences and then a list of kink interests and fuck all else and I haven’t updated my profile on this site for quite a while as it’s troll city. All I can say is “Really? You really know this from a list? no conversation at all, just a list of words without much meaning, completely subjective and generic.”

I’m single (separated) and have just spent 4 solid days training an ******** based sub (here in **********) using mental rather than physical domination. We had a blast. However we are good friends rather than lovers and the aim of the exercise was short term. Now I’m looking for a longer term relationship, which might suit you.

This is where you now insert a HAHA and I spat a little coffee out. (I really need to learn to put the cup down before I open these emails god dammit!) Gosh four whole days?

‘blinks’

Obviously you may be a little too young for me so I’d have to consider that. And you’re in ******* which has geographical implications. But if you were willing to consider relocation and we hit it off online we could try a flying visit and make decisions from there.

10 years difference. Yep you’re far too old for little old me. I’m far too young & silly at 38. Actually thats a lovely assumption. I like older men but you didn’t know that. Relocation? First email?

What?

Err. No. Career, child, family, friends. I have a life. I don’t know you. You didn’t ask.

Don’t mention relocation in a first email. What the hell?

Please drop me a line and let me know your thoughts and current situation.

*insert another HAHAHAHAHAHA here*

I’m going to behave and reply politely.

If you are going to email a person who is interested in kink. Act like a normal person. Don’t come across all ‘domly’ and assumpty.

P.S.

I read your erotica. “I was inside her hot wet tunnel” …. made me cringe. Please never say that out loud. To anyone. Ever. It’s not sexy.

I must admit there are not many decent S/M novels around that I’d happily tout as good.

The Marketplace series has been about the only set of BDSM books I have enjoyed. I tried reading the Gor books and I seriously could not get past the first few pages. Utterly tedious.

Luckily Eden Fantasys does a pretty good job of stocking quite a few books from Cleis Press which keeps greedy little erotica whores like me, well happy.

Earlier in the year I bought myself, Carrie’s Story written by Molly Weatherfield, after reading quite a few rave reviews on the book. And much to my surprise I did enjoy it. I was intrigued with the story of a young woman discovering BDSM, her journey into slavery and then a deeper journey into a more private world where she is prepared and readied for auction. Carrie is an intelligent, headstrong woman and more than ready to walk down the path of slavery but not without her own inner battles. The book itself was well written, and the POV was a very good insight into the turmoils of a slave’s mind.  If you are interested in pony play then you’ll be quite satisfied. Objectification, obedience, and much more to tempt the sexual palate. It’s one woman’s journey of self discovery

All in all … if you want a good book then this is one to adorn your kinky bookshelf with.

And just when I thought that was the end of it with a nice little end to the first book that left me wanting and craving more, I find there is a sequel.

‘Safe Word’  …. and for all you ponies and trainers out there this is one of the most descriptive erotic pony books I have come across in my travels. This book picks up after Carrie’s successful auction sale. She leaves behind her lover Jonathon, and heads off to Greece into a new world with her new owner, Mr Constant. She spends the next year undergoing pony training and learning a much deeper head space and new experiences. The detail in her training is indepth and keeps your nose buried deep within the books pages.

The biggest part that made this book enjoyable was the actual narrative and the style it was presented in. Instead of a typical story you have the two main characters of the story, Carrie & Jonathon spending five days together after her release from Mr.Constant. They meet in Avignon – the ancestral home of Marquis de Sade and his family. Over the course of five days they discuss her past year and his and a decision is made on whether she wants to return to Jonathon as his slave.

There are six chapters, the first five being each of the five days and the stories they share as each day passes by. Insert a few sex scenes in-between the storytelling set mainly in a hotel room where Jonathon asks Carrie  to retell all the sexual aspects of her training in Greece and it gets pretty hot and steamy in some parts of the book.

The last chapter is really the part of the book that turns you upside down and ends the story in a way that left me smirking as I hadn’t expected the events to sneak up on me like they did. I absolutely love books that can keep you wanting more right until the end and that’s exactly what this book did.

BDSM wise it is a deeper look in the slavery headspace, acceptance, obedience and refining herself through a deeper level of training, unlike the first book she is not madly in love with her Master so it’s not a love story of sorts in regards to her retelling her journey.  The sexual tension between her and her former owner Jonathon is however evident with sexual scenes scattered throughout the story telling. And after reading both books you could go straight into this book without needing to read the first as the second book does a good enough job of miniscule flashbacks to get the storyline.

For those who are relatively kinked these books offer a deeper level where you can relate to and identify more easily to the story being told. There are realistic aspects of a submissive/slave mindset that leave you sat there smiling at times at Carrie’s descriptions of her inner struggles.

They are both paperback books and both covers (see above) are not coffee table friendly, both with nekkid women adorning the front covers. Although you never know what secrets Grandma may be harbouring and you might find them disappearing into her handbag when you are not looking.  Safe Word is a nice 243 pages long but very easy to pick up and read from where ever you left off last time.

So yeah.

I liked it. I mean seriously liked the book and I am a hard person to please when it’s comes to erotica let alone S&M erotica.

It gets a 9/10. Why not a ten? I collect books, I design therefore I like sexy books. The cover image is tacky and looks like cheap shit porn. The contents however are anything but.

I told you I was hard to please.

$12.99Safe Word Book by Molly Weatherfield Format: Paperback Publisher: Cleis Press Inc. Buy from EdenFantasys

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer.

Well I got over my “Kingdom of Everything Sucks” mood. I think the wind down from being on a break from uni made me start over thinking lots of things and I let things slide and got in a dark mood. Then I got the fuck over it.

It’s been quiet on here but my deviant little mind has been busy and I have ordered two toys from Eden Fantasys that have me rather horny just thinking about them. A ginormous dildo that pumps up because I am a size queen and love uber big dildos hehe. And these weird boob suckage things ….

Yep. I’m a sick little bunny who likes to experiment. Seriously though … fun! Right? ‘blinks’

Apart from that I have been having a wee fantasy about the whole objectification thing. I’m curious as fuck about intense bondage and dolly play right now. It’s been sat in the back of my mind for a long time. I tried some full on rope play the other week and it left me with not very happy muscles and a shitty back, I went and hung upside down at the dungeon on the suspension for a bit and that helped things tremendously.

So I am thinking my curiosity for bondage isn’t so much rope but leather and chains and buckles and masks and things that will disappear me into the land of ‘space cadet’. Sharp and pointies, needles and knives, vampire gloves … love … they make me spacey really quickly. I also found the rope bondage had the same effect but it wasn’t until the next day when looking back on the night I realised I was away with the fairies. So I am thinking being able to get into the whole ‘other self’ whilst in bondage might just be a trip worth taking.

Anyhoo my latest fad is exploring masks …. and making my own … this one was a trial to see how the paints worked …

As usual curious impy is still being insanely curious.

Seriously?

how can make u r clitor pink - errrr explain what a clitor is first ….

my clit fell off – well bugger. Poor you.

backseat sensual – backdoor? sensual buttsex? buttsex in the back of a car? I need MOAR information!

when thou dost come unto me and beseech me saying verily do i request of you a good paddling - oh fuck off.  Seriously?

impaired injaculation – pls explain injaculation? ‘blinks’

fucked while blabbling – use a gag. That will shut the bitch up ‘nods’

what to hang over bed vanilla impaired – OKAY! I’m in!

there s a funny shaped thing on the end of my clit tickler whats it for? …. this is just a random guess but errr… tickling a clit?

bare bottomed harley riding girls photos – just bare bottoms? Be adventurous, go the whole hog (see what I did there? Punny ) I have no idea how you came to be at this blog then

idetestsleep – me too

fetlife mrlion – errr I’m a wolfie. Ain’t no lions here … just me.

ohohoho – yep. I ohohoho’d when I read all the latest blog search terms too

Oh yeahs apart from absorbing myself in artwork for the past week. I got tied up too.

‘beams’

Finally someone with a different take on fine linens. I love my bed. I spend half my bloody lifetime in it. Comfort is imperative.

Every boudoir should have a little naughty. Vice Merchants have just the thing for those that want some downright dirty sheets. The wonderful company,Vice Merchants,  is headed by Brooklyn based artist, Miriam Carothers.

Her illustration work is fantastical and will  greet you with the pleasures of large breasts, arched backs, round bottoms, full lips, a bit of mischief, a touch of humor, and a heavy dose of sex. The beautiful curves and sweeping lines of her illustrations meld into wonderful and wacky images of the female form at “play”. Futuristic femme fatales, topless steamy bohemian girls, bare bottomed motorcycle chicks riding herd, and nudie cutie pin-ups all arrive on paper with a palpable magnetism that pulls the viewer’s eye to page.

Vice Merchants have fused the subversive underbelly of fine art and the world of interior design to create their own steamy rendition of home décor that begins with Poppy Playground, an exclusive collection of stylishly-risqué luxe bedding. And oh my, what a gorgeous set and even better? 400 thread count Egyptian cotton …mmmmmmm….

With Carothers’s art as the inspiration, this design house takes a postmodern approach to sexual taboos and appropriates the forbidden as a something to be celebrated in the objects and accessories of everyday life. Carothers illustrates from posed live models and imbues each sketch with her own artistry creating images and scenes that work as a mural but also have enough power to stand-alone and hold the viewer’s attention.  These drawings are passed on to the design team that will meticulously translate and trick out the illustrations into sinfully sensual prints and patterns for bedding, wall paper, ottomans, curtains, coat linings and much more.

They have Poppy Pink and Poppy Taupe (as above). These are also limited editions which tickles my insides as I love having something rare and unique, especially in the bedroom … jus’ sayin! There are a myriad of ways an illustrator can create and when I saw these I was impressed. Beautiful, sensual fun bedroom decor

Decadance ….

Vice Merchants collections are for the hot blooded, progressive provocateurs’ hidden in all of us, adding a hint of mischief and a dollop of titillation to the doldrums of everyday décor.