Random Things
- I finally did my seminar this morning, the one thats worth 40% of a paper this semester, kinda why I haven’t written anything meaty on here lately. I aced it. Got most awesome feedback and now waiting on my grade. Fingers crossed.
- I have a typography assignment due and a photography project due this week so more busy busy. Ugh.
- The ex hasn’t rung since I last spoke to him. I have a feeling he’s a wee bit pissy. Good. Mebe it knocked a bit of sense into him. Then again I’m not banking on it either.
- I have a fetish night to go to this weekend YAY a break from this uni madness. I need to get out of the house and have some fun.
- Apparently it’s been proven that swearing whilst in pain helps you process it better and handle it more. Sooooo that means that yelling out random obscenities like ‘motherfucker’ when being picked on by evil, cruel D-types is okay! It’s a good thing! Heh.
- In the honor of randomness I added a couple of weird assed things … below is a sex toy … for guys. Yes sireeebob. I tell no lies.
What it is:
A rubber jack-off sleeve for men, shaped like a male mouth and chin, fringed with a muppet style moostache in convincing NAWT fake hair.
What it does:
Lets you pretend you’re getting sucked off by the leather biker dude from the Village People.
Who uses it:
The construction worker dude from the Village People.
Other uses:
Entertaining ventriloquism toy – move his mouth and make him talk in funny voices. Or simply scaring the beejeebus out of people.
That is all 
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