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		<title>&#8216;grins manically&#8217;</title>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The little guy is now sick with the flu bot and I had just got to uni this morning and settled into my first class when I got a phone call to come and pick him up, I am completely snowed under  with uni stuff up to my eyeballs.</p>
<p>I&#8217;m still getting over the flu bug I  got so I am tired as hell and balancing on the edge of volatile. Some  weird chick had eyeball problems on the train this morning to the point  of my wanting to poke the said eyeballs to stop her staring issues. Fuck  knows what her problem was.It&#8217;s fucking rude to stare. Luckily a perfect song came on at the time &#8220;What the Fuck Is Wrong With You&#8221; so I happily sat there smiling finding it rather ironic and well timed.</p>
<p>One of my classmates has saved my ass this  week with me being stuck at home and not being able to attend a couple  classes so he rawks! I owe him red bull and coffee when required heh. I  haven&#8217;t been near any blogs for the past two weeks, I have a book that  is sat on my bedside table I haven&#8217;t even started to read properly yet  because everytime I get into bed to do so my eyeballs decide they don&#8217;t  want to stay open. What else? Oh I found an epically funneh picture &#8230;<a href="http://vanillaimpaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2142190611_ec816a89b0_o.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5387" title="2142190611_ec816a89b0_o" src="http://vanillaimpaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/2142190611_ec816a89b0_o-365x500.jpg" alt="" width="365" height="500" /></a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Heh owned.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Right now? I would like to go and hibernate in a cave and sleep for a week.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I am now off to the land of nod. That is all.</p>


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		<title>Mmmmm tapeworms &#8230;.</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been quiet this week as it&#8217;s back at uni for the second semester and so far I have 11 illustrations to complete along with research, exgensis writings and a whole crapload of rough workbook drawings to get done so my head is slightly spinning. I had to share this wee giggle with you today [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve been quiet this week as it&#8217;s back at uni for the second semester and so far I have 11 illustrations to complete along with research, exgensis writings and a whole crapload of rough workbook drawings to get done so my head is slightly spinning. I had to share this wee giggle with you today though after being enlightened at a lecture today.</p>
<p>Quackery medicine. We are looking at advertising throughout different eras and the societal influences that were about in the different time periods. The lecturer told us a wee story about his great grandmother who took this dietary supplement everynight before bed, she would mix it in a glass of water and drink it before going to sleep. One night she forgot to drink it and in the morning awoke to find her glass beside her bed swimming with tapeworms &#8230; I shit you not. This stuff was real.</p>
<p>Here&#8217;s an old advertisement for it &#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://vanillaimpaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tapeworm-diet-299x400.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5373" title="tapeworm-diet-299x400" src="http://vanillaimpaired.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tapeworm-diet-299x400.jpg" alt="" width="490" height="654" /></a></p>
<p>And after looking about the internet tonight apparently it seems it&#8217;s a craze that is coming back and it was discussed on a <a href="http://www.ecorazzi.com/2009/11/10/the-tapeworm-diet-tyra-banks-introduces-women-to-the-next-gross-thing/" target="_blank">Tyra Banks show</a> you can drive to Mexico and go buy yourself a bottle. The FDA does not endorse this dietary method lol. The funny thing is Quackery Medicine is <a href="http://www.wormdiet.com/" target="_blank">alive and kicking on the good old interwebz </a>these days too.</p>
<p>So if you are at all tempted do let me know how it works out. Personally I&#8217;ll stick to basic nutrition and exercise.</p>
<p>Eeeeewww.</p>


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