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  • Published: Jan 26th, 2012
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Get Yourself a Shirt

I finally made some shirts. They are available worldwide via the site. If you want to email me with a request or an idea … feel free. :D

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  • Published: Jan 21st, 2012
  • Nips & Bites: 1

Wordgiggles # 33

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  • Published: Nov 11th, 2011
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Shall I turn on my cam?

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  • Published: Sep 15th, 2011
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Tragedy

… aaaaahahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha

Normally I HATE death metal but I think I may just have found a new appreciation for it.

SNORT!

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  • Published: Sep 14th, 2011
  • Nips & Bites: 3

QUIT Poking Meeeee

The joys of social networking and it’s weird assed communication.

So I receive a ‘Facebook Poke’, which is disconcerting if only for the fact that no one Facebook Pokes anymore. I remember way back when I joined for networking purposes it was something everyone did. Even now I still don’t get it.

“What do I do with it? Poke back?
Okay, then what?
Play Ring Around The Pokie until my friendship with this person wanes indefinitely?
I did not sign up for this.”

1. Poke back. (really i’d like to punch them or poke them between the eyeballs or do something utterly sadistic and something much more entertaining than a freeking *poke* )

2. Get Poked again … W.T.F?!?!?! Quit poking me!!!

3. Poke back … purely because they can’t have the last poke. You have to.

4. Get Poked Again …by this point the only contact in cyberland with this person consists of incessant poking. (insert acme type anvil being flung at said perpetrator)

5. Avoid Poking for the foreseeable future & avoid the person who poked you for the foreseeable future.

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