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  • Published: Nov 19th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 11

Perspective ~ HNT

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“The optimist sees the rose and not its thorns;
the pessimist stares at the thorns, oblivious to the rose”

Kahlil Gibran

What do you see?

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  • Published: Nov 12th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 19

Sex Whaaaa? -HNT

Hold on to your pants! This is a long post today, well rather a long list.

I’m quite surprised and kinda freaked out by having a mention on this list as I don’t classify myself as a sex blogger. I haven’t had freekin sex in over a year … yup, that’s correct. A sex blogger that doesn’t have sex. Actually Molten and I were giggling because I seriously have forgotten when I did last LOL. There are alot of reasons as to why and I’m quite happy to say that I don’t find it a major issue.

I love writing about sex, I love writing about other things too. I suppose sex with myself and my toys and my kinky escapades could be termed as sex as it’s really an individual definition but when it comes to being plonked on a Sex Bloggers List I just well, I am in awe of the many writers out there who chronicle their sexual escapades whereas little ol me has none lol. Except pleasuring myself.

Hah. That I can do and do it well.

Don’t get me wrong, I love sex. But it’s more important for me to have quality and long term, over quantity and random interludes.Days of the casual fuck are well and truely over it’s just not my thing, it’s hollow and unwanted in my life. And well things are hurtling along career wise and work wise and xmas is coming and I just don’t have the energy right now to be throwing myself into any form of relationship. Life is full up with fun and laughter and things that make me smile. If I happen to trip over Mists Charming Pants in my travels I’ll be sure to let you know.

So this is impy with her hands in her pockets because I don’t really feel like waving my hands about and saying heeey I’m a sex blogger.

It feels weird. I’m just me. I prefer not to have a label.

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Seriously though there’s some freekin cool writers on this list so go check out all the Sex Bloggers of 2009, cheers to Rori at Between my Sheets.

  1. Coquitten (website)
  2. Alexa (website)
  3. AAG (website)
  4. Bad, Bad Girl (website)
  5. TBK (website)
  6. Mistress Matisse (website)
  7. Miss Mia (website)
  8. Thursday’s Child (website)
  9. Roger (website)
  10. Sinclair (website)
  11. Sylvanus…
  12. and Mina (website)
  13. Natt Nightly (website)
  14. Jake (website)
  15. Lyn (website)
  16. Adriana Ravenlust (website)
  17. Sexy Sadie (website)
  18. Shay (website)
  19. Lilly (website)
  20. Nadia (website)
  21. Joan Price (website)
  22. Madison (website)
  23. Anal Amy (website)
  24. Z (website)
  25. Essin Em (website)
  26. Easily Aroused (website)
  27. Blacksilk (website)
  28. Sleeping Dreamer (website)
  29. Melen…
  30. and rayne…
  31. and Master KKT…
  32. and cinnamon (website)
  33. That Toy Chick (website)
  34. Red (website)
  35. Tom Allen (website)
  36. Vix (website)
  37. Coy Pink (website)
  38. Lady Pandorah (website)
  39. BackseatBoohoo (website)
  40. Epiphora (website)
  41. Aurore (website)
  42. Miss KissThis (website)
  43. Storm (website)
  44. Ron Jazz (website)
  45. Josie Jacobs (website)
  46. Distracted (website)
  47. Deviant Dyke (website)
  48. Joanna Cake (website)
  49. Sapphire Jay (website)
  50. Sarah (website)
  51. Kimberly (website)
  52. Duchess (website)
  53. Figleaf (website)
  54. The Caged Songbird (website)
  55. Kaya (website)
  56. Ms. Justine (website)
  57. Luka (website)
  58. Ang (website)
  59. Perverted Negress (website)
  60. Harlot (website)
  61. Vixen (website)
  62. Anakan…
  63. and Padme (website)
  64. Wilhemina (website)
  65. Axe (website)
  66. Amber (website)
  67. Lucy Vonne (website)
  68. Rogue (website)
  69. SSS (website)
  70. Kyle (website)
  71. Amorous Rocker (website)
  72. Sera (website)
  73. Lolita Wolf (website)
  74. Elle (website)
  75. Scarlet St Syr (website)
  76. Charlotte Thorpe (website)
  77. An Unassuming Girl (website)
  78. Maymay (website)
  79. True Pleasure (website)
  80. Bad Influence Girl (website)
  81. Diva (website)
  82. Raven Quince (website)
  83. Autumn (website)
  84. Vanilla Impaired (website) <<<< the one who is a nun ;)
  85. Wil (website)
  86. Robin (website)
  87. Panthera Pardus (website)
  88. Ell (website)
  89. Miss Communication…
  90. and Captain Pants…
  91. and A.E. (website)
  92. Roxy (website)
  93. Secretly Naughty (website)
  94. Abby Williams (website)
  95. Subheart (website)
  96. Sequoia Redd (website)
  97. Innocent Loveboy (website)
  98. Liljgrrl…
  99. and Nawa*G (website)
  100. YOU! As always that last person on the list is you. Please, please, please leave a comment below promoting your own blog (or the blog of someone you love). Links are welcome, as long as they lead us to a sex-related blog, not a retail website or porn aggregation site.
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  • Published: Nov 5th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 13

Peeking – HNT

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“Love looks not with the eyes, but the mind
And therefore is wing’d cupid painted blind”
Helena – A Midsummer Night’s Dream

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  • Published: Oct 29th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 11

Cleansing ~HNT

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Bide within the Law you must, in perfect love and perfect trust.
Live you must and let to live, fairly take and fairly give.
For tread the circle thrice about to keep unwelcome spirits out.
To bind the spell well every time, let the spell be said in rhyme.
Honor the old ones in deed and name, let love and light be our guides again.
Where the rippling waters go cast a stone, the truth you’ll know.
When you have and hold a need, harken not to others greed.
With a fool no season spend or be counted as his friend.
Merry meet and merry part bright the cheeks and warm the heart.
Mind the Three-fold Laws you should three times bad and three times good.
When misfortune is now wear the star upon your brow.
Be true in love this you must do unless your love is false to you.
These Eight words the Rede fulfill:
An Ye Harm None, Do What Ye Will!

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  • Published: Oct 22nd, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 20

The Ride ~HNT

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come fly with me
even if just for a moment
just fly with me
I promise you’ll be safe
if you fly with me
you might not want to come down
so come fly with me
I’ll make it worth your while
but you’ll never find out
unless you give it a try
So hold on tight
and enjoy the ride
because today my sweet
we’re going to fly

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