I’m still grinning. I like spontaneous fun and the needle play most definitely was.  I am so pleased I pushed past a self imposed limit and sated a curiosity. Alot of people view needle play as ‘edge play’ or heavy BDSM play and yano I suppose it can be. I mean shit people have their labia’s and freekin nipples pierced. They can have lips sewn shut, needles through mindfucking places like toes and shit.It looks alot worse than it feels, really. Either that or I have a fucked up pain threshold. (seriously though there are major safety factors involved, don’t go doing it if you don’t know your shit)

I have always seen the back corsets done with needles and thought wow they look awesome I wanna try that. I hate needles. The last time I had to have a blood test the nurse found it quite amusing that I had my eyes squeezed shut, looking towards the wall and telling her to ‘just do it and don’t tell me when you are gonna stab me’  … she’d already done it and I had no idea. I can watch someone else have it done, not a problem. When one is waving a needle infront of me and threatening to stab me with it though, that’s a whole other story.

I’ll run away.

I couldn’t see it being done so it was more the mindfuck (I love those) of knowing needles were going in my back but I couldn’t see it happening. I’m quite bloody pleased with myself. Hehe and I’d love another play with these. The after effects ….

They will get itchy very soon, it’s starting but it’s not irritatingly itchy just yet. The shower … lots of gritting teeth and trying to wash my hair … that was fun lol. I spent the day walking around like a space cadet, also fucking tired as I’d has I think about 4 hours sleep all up.  What a buzz though. Awesomes.

I have a couple of very cool images saved for HNT too.

Now it’s back to the normal, lotsa work to catch up on today and I am looking at career options and upskilling right now. Going in to see someone tomorrow and looking at maybe doing a Bachelor of Design course but that won’t start till next year if I do. It means however some focusing on building a portfolio. Oh and they want me to bring in a Curriculum Vitae … fuuuck. I haven’t had the need for one in ten freekin years.

I did manage to catch up with the little one’s teacher the other day and she’s concerned about his reading. His Dad is severly dyslexic and I have always been a little worried that the little one may have this issue. His retention is fine, he can recite all the stuff he’s learnt but when it comes to actual reading he can’t actually associate a letter with a sound comprehension wise. Basically it’s a bit odd but we are getting teacher aide help and just taking baby steps with ways to help him overcome this. If he’s not any better by the end of the year they will put him in a reading recovery program next year. I could get him tested for dyslexia now but it will cost hundreds of dollars and he’s still at an age it’s difficult to pick up yet. He has good support though and that’s all I am happy about.

So off I go to make myself look clever.

Somehow I don’t think the addition of  “kinky sex blogger” would be a wise move *snikker*

The template that I use on here is having a hissy fit and doing weird things since I upgraded to the 2.8 version of wordpress so the blog is going to get an overhaul very shortly and a new template that won’t be an asshat and turn into a freekin poltergeist .. if it seems like things have gone all weird it’s prolly cause I am sat here fucking about coding. So don’t panic!

Heh I love twitter, people post some odd things and sometimes some very cool things. This morning I clicked on a link mainly because I saw “Go Kiwis” in the comment. I am proud of being a New Zealander and things like this … remind me why. We’re an ingenious bunch when it comes to marketing and hell this set of vids made me giggle and I couldn’t stop staring. Can you see what’s different? …

And if that wasn’t enough of a taste of the Kiwi accent … here’s some more …

Update:
Template changed, sidebar still needs some major tweaking, header not finished most of the serious changes are done. No post from me tomorrow more geekery to get it finished *yawn tis late iz tired*

Today’s post is bought to you by the letter F for fuckedupedness. Srsly.

I forget most of the time to actually check out what search terms bring people to my little lair on the interwebz. Stats whore, yes I am. I have spymeter installed so I can find referrals and yano, return the favour if I find things that interest me. So bored, insomniac and waffling on twitter I randomly thought hell I’ll go look at search terms on this thing and see what I find.

The orgasm meme … remember that? I am totally blaming subtle cause she said “wank” and I said ooorgaaaasm and well just cause I can *snikker*. Lo and behold I found freekin 14 search terms in relations to the word wank. Go figure. Some are just odd.

sore from wanking ~ must have been a good wank huh? sorry can’t help you with that one mate
wanking devices ~ shit umm hands, toys, other people, really the list is endless
a good wank ~ yup I haz those often
self wanking ~ ummm need a sex book I can recommend the Goddess Orgasm if you don’t know how  … *grins*
when is the best time to wank ~ when you are horny? doh!
aunt gave me my first wank ~ dude I do NOT want to know … rly? I think I want to throw up
women catching men wanking ~ just ask to watch instead
last time you had a wank ~ today lunchtime actually, feel better now you know?
wanking headaches ~ eh?
old couple wanking ~ sings *lalalalalalalalala* ewww
sunday afternoon wank ~ why Sunday?
wank stress relief ~ wanking always relieves stress
urge to wank ~ yup people do, it’s true
wanking gif ~ make your own ya theiving swine sheesh who died and made me your slave huh?
how to have a good wank ~ have you met Mista Hitachi? *grin*

You thought that was bad check these ones out...

selkie pussy ~ yes selkie it seems someone thinks for some insane reason your pussy is on my blog

be my human toilet ~ err fuck off
toilet slave search master ~ nope sorry wrong person click on the x in the top right hand corner of your browser

gorgeous butt cheeks spread ~ not here mate, I’m not really into sticking my bumhole on my blog sorry, I’m far too private

fuck kitchen stool ~ one I don’t have a kitchen stool, two I have perfectly good sex toys that are a hell of alot better than a kitchen stool, besides stools don’t vibrate

looking for master to train a slave ~ err you or me? I’m confuddled. I suppose if you really want I can cane your ass if you ask nicely

anti masturbation device ~ thats what we in the kink world call a chasity belt and no I don’t have one

And on that note, most of these make me laugh but this last one didn’t …

underage erotic fiction ~WTF?

one: I’m a parent so that really fucks me off

two: I’m a geek and I can track your IP *wink*

three: I will NEVER write that kind of shit so bugger offskies sicko

And on that note I am off to bed. Enjoy.

I have the sneezes from hell at the moment to the point my brain is starting to feel rather detached from my body. It got so stoopid last night I sneezed and headbutted the damn laptop in bed . I went to the chemist today and got some non drowsy anti histamines to stop the “running like a tap” nose ishoos and the confounded sneezing fits. They are now helping. Thank fuck.

I have been immersed in Remittance Girl’s blog of late relishing all the divine erotica she writes. My gawd that girl can write. At the moment I am catching up on the Beautiful Loser’s series. Pwhoooar is all I can say. Hawt, hawt, hawt! If you haven’t had a peek at her writing and you enjoy erotica go look … seriously right now.

Right now I am pissing about on twitter. Surfing the web and doing bloggie shit. Yea I knows … I should be working but meh.

This is funny .. watch the video and read the article … am sat here crying from laughter. I had a nice hot curry for dinner last night to help clear my sinuses but I cannot for the life of me stand anything with hot chilli in it. Go figure huh? Two aussie guys decided to eat the hottest chilli in the world. Perhaps the sadist in me is finding this funny. No wait mebe the masochist gets it? Bah either way funneeeh.

As I am sat here waiting for the Flash Fiction Friday words to go up  (itz a bitch living in the future timezones I haft to bloody wait for you guys to catch up!) I thought I would share some geek links today. Yea it ain’t all about sex stuff in this girl’s life. Well some of it isn’t.

If you work with the web and especially any form of design there’s what we call Lorem Ipsum text generators, basically text fillers for mock web template designs. It looks horrid and well I hate to do what eveyone else on the planet is doing in the design world so I found this nifty wee site. It’s a text generator with a spin .. fun made up text to use. Tis quite amusing espesh when you see the lyrics to an old cartoon Top Cat

…“Top Cat! The most effectual Top Cat! Who’s intellectual close friends get to call him T.C., providing it’s with dignity. Top Cat! The indisputable leader of the gang. He’s the boss, he’s a pip, he’s the championship. He’s the most tip top, Top Cat.” *insert goofy grin here*

If you are a stripey obsessed nutter like me you might like this generator .. stripey backgrounds …. Stripemania.com *squeeeee*

Icons for your blog? Look no further, these are free to use on personal and commercial projects courtesy of iconpot.com

Okies well I lasted all of prolly 2 minutes .. back to my favourite stuff  sex & chocolate (I’m scoffing Rolos). Check this out World Sex Records quite fascinating and if that’s not enough then try the Odd Sex Guide … total gigglefest.

So that’s enough linkies for me. On a geek point of interest since I am a graphics hound is there anything you would like me to give you as far as design, wordpress coding links? Anything you can’t find that I just might have? Ask away. I like sharing

Fishnets, holes, boots, the smell of leather, lust, deviantness, people with hearts and the desire to explore their sexual self.

Where? At a fetish night tonight.

Molten, Velvet and I will be up to mischief tonight enjoying ourselves alongside some wonderful friends. A welcome break and a bit of fun after a long week. I don’t think I got a break till Thursday and by then it was much needed. Fully peopled out. I’ve had two days of relaxing and mainly solitude as much as one can get with a houseful of kids but I am recharged. I am ready for the big bad world again, well for a few hours at least.

Winter is great. It’s that time of the year when I get the urge to be housewenchy. I baked yesterday, a nice huge size banana cake and piklets for the kiddiewinkles for lunch yesterday. Molten made a yummy chicken pie for dinner and baked bread. Sitting around a fire last night with wine and port and good company was great. Two kitties this morning are nursing wee hangovers which makes me chuckle. Pishheads heh.

I have my schoolgirl attire laid out on the bed for tonight and in between blogging things and all things interwebz the claws are being painted black. If I remember I will try do some photos for HNT hehe. Molten is going as a kitty cat.

Other things? Contemplating getting serious about writing more erotica, and fixing and fine tuning already existing stories and finishing them off. Looking at writing reviews for Eden Fantasys because I want a decent outlet to hone my writing skills as well as the erotica and book writing projects.

And the most entertaining thing this week … exploring Second Life to write a decent article … that lasted all of about two hours. The whole thing is just, well, weird and not really my thing. Even teleported myself to one spot and found myself stuck in some two room place with “Welcome to the Gorean way of Life” on a sign on a wall with some freaky he-man type avatar standing there watching me. So I hightailed it outta there. Some weird guy at one point was rather obsessed with my crappy attempt at my avatar and kept telling me how cute I was and how sexy I looked … eerrr duuuuude its a freekin game. Not REAL. Lol.

Ugh. I get it I do. I get that there is an escape in that game. A place to create your own fantasy and immerse yourself in a world full of animated characters. It’s kinda like the Sims, but you are the Sim lol. Me? Nah, not my thing.  I prefer Guild Wars which I rarely play these days. I like yano, killing things and doing quests. Second Life just doesn’t tweak my dials.

I did however have lotsa fits and giggles exploring one of the BDSM clubs on there and pissing about with all the entertaining gadgets they had on offer. There was no one else there so I wandered about for a bit chaining myself to the various gadgets, until at one point I turned around and there was some dude standing there just well, watching me and not saying a thing. I logged out immediately LOL. And this one made me and Molten melt into a pile of laughter. A table. Clicked “use” and look at the result …

*snikker*