Ever wondered why or how the 404 error page came about?

In a wee office on the fourth floor (Room 404), an ambitious group of young scientists at CERN (Switzerland) located the World Wide Web’s central database.  When the record of database started to increase, not only the amount of requests grew, but also increased the amount of requests that could not be fulfilled. Generally it occurs, because of requested a file in the incorrect name. Soon these error requests were replied with a regular message: “Room 404: file not found”.

So that’s where we get our today’s “404 error page”. Yup fascinating I know. Heh. Ima geek what do you expect. One day when I get off my butt I’ll make one for this site…

And since it’s Friday and I’m going out in a couple of hours I shall leave you with a Friday funneh cause this looks like sooo mcu fun but there’s no freekin way I’d do it, if you missed = major ouchness. I have to go do the mummeh uber housewench thang… xx

Shit.

I have been meaning to do a damn blog post all day.  As it is it’s 9.30pm and I am sat here typing scoffing chips and a burger over my keyboard inbetween typing.

I have work coming out my ears and the upcoming uni interview next week so sat here working on a print portfolio for that as well as being an uber geek and brushing up on my design lingo and reading all the up to date stuff I need.

My amazing little brother has been involved in a competition for a car and lasted a good 50 hours no sleep standing there with his hands on a car trying to win it with only a ten minute break every 2 hours … poor dude was hallucinating at 5am this morning and about 9am he cupped a hand so was disqualified. Poor guy is completely bummed but hey when one has had that little sleep coming on three days gotta give him credit for hanging in there that long.  I just caught up with his wife and she said he asked three times in the car on the way home what day it was lol. He started off with 21 people and was in the last four .. really bummed he didn’t make it but amazed at all the support he’s had. It was their way of hopefully clearing a mountain of debt and to replace his car he had stolen two weeks ago (no insurance). And also to help them with IVF costs.  So yeas been a little preoccupied with family stuff and work and uni.

Yesterday was spent at the dentists (a new one)  after a nights toothache and she is fucking awesome and just lovely and I am now on a treatment plan and shes letting me pay as we go and shes already saved a tooth that the other dentist was going to remove. She sent me home with a bag of goodies for my teeth lol.I am rather relieved to know that I have finally got to the point I can go ahead with sorting my teeth as it’s been a major stressor for me of late.  But OMG no wine until Sunday … bugger. Back in two more weeks for her to berate me some more and have a crown put on.

Went and spoilt the little one and took him to the movies end of last week and we went and sat in the picture theatre and watched ‘Up’ in 3D with dorky glasses on hehe. Was most awesome except for the fact he suckered me into buying him an ice cream and popcorn and when we sat down I got .. “I don’t want the ice cream anymore mummy” … I already had one so was nawt amused and I wasn’t in a piglet mood so it got binned lol.  All I remember is these silly dogs in mid sentence stopping and saying “Squirrel!” so now it’s the new saying with all the kids as Molten’s little ones saw it with their Dad last week too lol. I luuuuurve Pixar movies hehe. I’m buyin the DVD *nods*

Kink update … bruises healed, I have some new ones on the side of my freekin thighs from a studded slapper … I was playing pool innocently and ended up backed up against the damn table trying to avoid slaps (tis good when you go to a bar and the owner has kinky toys to play with LOL)… and a friend has impy’s bite marks on her bum *beams* … my wolfy came out to play *snigger*.

Tomorrow off to take some dungeon pics for a project I am working on for a friend I’ve been staring at CBT pictures all morning … quite enlightening and makes me fucking glad I don’t have a penis lol.

Oh yeah … the new toy from Eden Fantasys turned up so guess where I am sneaking off to now …

Still a little bit more work to go on it and add some sort of background which I haven’t decided on just yet.

I have something else I’d like to ask too…

I need some inspiration for erotica so what I would like from you guys is one word or a couple words or
a topic of interest or a brief scene for an erotica piece. I am going to go through my micro monday pieces and rewrite some into a story
but what I want to know is what do you want to read, what will make your blood rise ? (as well as other things hehe).

Go on tell me what you want …

I had such a fun weekend and walked away a little inspired so I’m not really in a writing mood today

… instead I’m doing some artwork for my walls. You get a sneak preview

Emily the Strange is…

… not your average thirteen year-old-girl. Pink is her worst nightmare…she wears the same black dress every day.

She loves math and science. Her best friends are her four BLACK CATS!

She’s into old rock & punk, but also digs newer bands like My Chemical Romance .

Emily is so anticool she’s cool… a subculture of one, and a follower of no one but herself.

You can go check out her website here

She first started off as a sticker for a skateboard logo if I remember rightly and she’s developed into alot more nowdays,

shirts and other paraphernalia and awesome wee graphic novels and the best part

… apparently there’s a movie in the works for 2010 *squee*.

I’m still grinning. I like spontaneous fun and the needle play most definitely was.  I am so pleased I pushed past a self imposed limit and sated a curiosity. Alot of people view needle play as ‘edge play’ or heavy BDSM play and yano I suppose it can be. I mean shit people have their labia’s and freekin nipples pierced. They can have lips sewn shut, needles through mindfucking places like toes and shit.It looks alot worse than it feels, really. Either that or I have a fucked up pain threshold. (seriously though there are major safety factors involved, don’t go doing it if you don’t know your shit)

I have always seen the back corsets done with needles and thought wow they look awesome I wanna try that. I hate needles. The last time I had to have a blood test the nurse found it quite amusing that I had my eyes squeezed shut, looking towards the wall and telling her to ‘just do it and don’t tell me when you are gonna stab me’  … she’d already done it and I had no idea. I can watch someone else have it done, not a problem. When one is waving a needle infront of me and threatening to stab me with it though, that’s a whole other story.

I’ll run away.

I couldn’t see it being done so it was more the mindfuck (I love those) of knowing needles were going in my back but I couldn’t see it happening. I’m quite bloody pleased with myself. Hehe and I’d love another play with these. The after effects ….

They will get itchy very soon, it’s starting but it’s not irritatingly itchy just yet. The shower … lots of gritting teeth and trying to wash my hair … that was fun lol. I spent the day walking around like a space cadet, also fucking tired as I’d has I think about 4 hours sleep all up.  What a buzz though. Awesomes.

I have a couple of very cool images saved for HNT too.

Now it’s back to the normal, lotsa work to catch up on today and I am looking at career options and upskilling right now. Going in to see someone tomorrow and looking at maybe doing a Bachelor of Design course but that won’t start till next year if I do. It means however some focusing on building a portfolio. Oh and they want me to bring in a Curriculum Vitae … fuuuck. I haven’t had the need for one in ten freekin years.

I did manage to catch up with the little one’s teacher the other day and she’s concerned about his reading. His Dad is severly dyslexic and I have always been a little worried that the little one may have this issue. His retention is fine, he can recite all the stuff he’s learnt but when it comes to actual reading he can’t actually associate a letter with a sound comprehension wise. Basically it’s a bit odd but we are getting teacher aide help and just taking baby steps with ways to help him overcome this. If he’s not any better by the end of the year they will put him in a reading recovery program next year. I could get him tested for dyslexia now but it will cost hundreds of dollars and he’s still at an age it’s difficult to pick up yet. He has good support though and that’s all I am happy about.

So off I go to make myself look clever.

Somehow I don’t think the addition of  “kinky sex blogger” would be a wise move *snikker*