Dear Chester,

In reply to your comment which is sitting in my spam box …

“Let’s see more good BDSM porn on this site”

Get fucked.

“smiles”

You’re welcome.

~impy~ the one who thinks you are a hoot.

… Gun Oil lubricant is a great gas mask polish?

Actually it’s freekin awesome for the odd shoe shine too ….

Who knew lube was so damn versatile.

‘grins’

Look what arrived in the mail today …

Well I got over my “Kingdom of Everything Sucks” mood. I think the wind down from being on a break from uni made me start over thinking lots of things and I let things slide and got in a dark mood. Then I got the fuck over it.

It’s been quiet on here but my deviant little mind has been busy and I have ordered two toys from Eden Fantasys that have me rather horny just thinking about them. A ginormous dildo that pumps up because I am a size queen and love uber big dildos hehe. And these weird boob suckage things ….

Yep. I’m a sick little bunny who likes to experiment. Seriously though … fun! Right? ‘blinks’

Apart from that I have been having a wee fantasy about the whole objectification thing. I’m curious as fuck about intense bondage and dolly play right now. It’s been sat in the back of my mind for a long time. I tried some full on rope play the other week and it left me with not very happy muscles and a shitty back, I went and hung upside down at the dungeon on the suspension for a bit and that helped things tremendously.

So I am thinking my curiosity for bondage isn’t so much rope but leather and chains and buckles and masks and things that will disappear me into the land of ‘space cadet’. Sharp and pointies, needles and knives, vampire gloves … love … they make me spacey really quickly. I also found the rope bondage had the same effect but it wasn’t until the next day when looking back on the night I realised I was away with the fairies. So I am thinking being able to get into the whole ‘other self’ whilst in bondage might just be a trip worth taking.

Anyhoo my latest fad is exploring masks …. and making my own … this one was a trial to see how the paints worked …

As usual curious impy is still being insanely curious.

Seriously?

how can make u r clitor pink - errrr explain what a clitor is first ….

my clit fell off – well bugger. Poor you.

backseat sensual – backdoor? sensual buttsex? buttsex in the back of a car? I need MOAR information!

when thou dost come unto me and beseech me saying verily do i request of you a good paddling - oh fuck off.  Seriously?

impaired injaculation – pls explain injaculation? ‘blinks’

fucked while blabbling – use a gag. That will shut the bitch up ‘nods’

what to hang over bed vanilla impaired – OKAY! I’m in!

there s a funny shaped thing on the end of my clit tickler whats it for? …. this is just a random guess but errr… tickling a clit?

bare bottomed harley riding girls photos – just bare bottoms? Be adventurous, go the whole hog (see what I did there? Punny ) I have no idea how you came to be at this blog then

idetestsleep – me too

fetlife mrlion – errr I’m a wolfie. Ain’t no lions here … just me.

ohohoho – yep. I ohohoho’d when I read all the latest blog search terms too

Oh yeahs apart from absorbing myself in artwork for the past week. I got tied up too.

‘beams’