Even when one is maddly busy as fuck one does not manage to avoid fucking pokey sadists fingers ….

Or when one is quietly, happily immersed in watching Doctor Who and ends up
mummified in black cling wrap whilst trying to watch said program.

Twas fun ‘grins’ until he started doing mean shit to me.

Then he left me on the couch unable to move.

So I ‘houdini-ed’ out with my fingernail.

I’m a good crash test dummy like that.

Having a sadist as a housemate is never dull.

One month to go and then I am free to draw, write and do my stuff for a change instead of the all consuming university stuff. I haven’t had anything substantial to write and trying to write erotica at the moment is kinda dead … my libido has all but disappeared. So instead I go amuse myself with search terms from this month …. enjoy.

watering can porn ~ ummmm?

how to make your clit stick out ~ here’s a thought … play with it?

dollicfication erotica ~ omg I realised i haven’t written any. This might just be something to inspire me to get writing some smut again!

???? ????? ~ huh?

pork mewls ~ I had to google this myself. No answer. Please enlighten me to as what the fuck pork mewls are exactly? Miaowing pork? ….. ‘blinks’

rip my blouse open and fuck me ~ YES PLEASE! HAWT!

mini fairy sex ~ the mind boggles

inperyd cunt ~ it’s impaired and yes I’m a cunt. A good little cunt  ’beams’

fuck impaired on something ~ really? Like where? Be more specific I like words …

one butt cheek ~ actually I have two but thanks for asking.

And a whole fuckton of ‘clit’ terms … there’s a lot more to kink and sex than just a clit yano.

Jus’ sayin ….

Oh yeahs I read Carrie’s Story and reading the sequel now so be prepared for a review soon Awesome books.

Dear Chester,

In reply to your comment which is sitting in my spam box …

“Let’s see more good BDSM porn on this site”

Get fucked.

“smiles”

You’re welcome.

~impy~ the one who thinks you are a hoot.

… Gun Oil lubricant is a great gas mask polish?

Actually it’s freekin awesome for the odd shoe shine too ….

Who knew lube was so damn versatile.

‘grins’

Look what arrived in the mail today …