• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Sep 1st, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 2

The Evil Pizza Cutter

‘grins’

I love sharp and pointy play and anyone who’s perused this blog knows I like needle play. There’s another essential toy for the kinky toybox that I totally recommend … the Wartenburg Wheel or as I affectionally call mine, the Evil Pizza Cutter, not that I’ve tried it on pizza.It’s perfect for a medical scene or sensation play and is a versatile wee toy. It can be unbearable or tantilizing depending on the driver of the wheel. Being bound and helpless and having this little guy running all over your body parts can drive you wild.

It’s also known as the Wartenburg Pinwheel or the Wartenburg Neurowheel because in actuality it is a medical device designed for neurological use by a Dr Robert Wartenburg to test nerve responses on the skin.  It’s stainless steel, roughly seven inches in length and at one end has a small wheel about 30mm in diameter sporting twenty two 5mm spikes. It’s packed with sensory delights, from light tickling pressure to firmer, more intense painful sensations. It has a tingly sensation that tickles and the pins are pointy enough to create an intense sensation but unless you use extreme pressure the spikes will not pierce the skin.  For added sensations you can use icy cold water or hot water and incorporate temperature play and to heighten the sensations combine with a blindfold.

I love the anticipation the Wartenburg Wheel gives me when waiting for the sadist to roll it across my skin. When blindfolded switch it between a blunt knife blade and the wheel and make the submissive guess which one you are using, if they get it wrong well, you decide the consequences hehe.

You can use it over more sensitive areas like nipples and even around the labia and clitoris for a little fear/trust play. If you are really devious you can adapt it to work with a TENS unit for electrical play to heighten the sensations of the pins on the skin but do your homework first, google is your friend ;)

It comes packaged in a simple vinyl sleeve but if you want something more sturdy and something that will protect it a little better use a funky toothbrush container or something similar. To clean you can use hot soapy water but make sure you towel dry it straight away as it can rust if you don’t care for it well. The wheel turns extremely easily but if for any reason it doesn’t a little WD40 will fix the problem. You can also sterilize it in an autoclave or a bleach solution but again make sure it is completely dry after cleaning. Because there is a risk that skin can be pierced make sure you keep it sterilized or keep it as a one person toy.

This is one toy that everyone should have in their arsenal.

I freekin love mine :D

Cheers to Eden Fantasys for making the start to my uni break kick off in an awesome way by  letting me explore yet another kink of mine.

  • Author: vanimp
  • Published: Aug 11th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 9

What does one do …

… in between classes at uni?

Why impy goes and checks out the yearly ‘Boobs on Bikes’ parade hehe. Every year we have a three day event happening ‘The Erotica Lifestyles Expo’. Boobs on Bikes is part of the promotional gimmick for this event which is on this coming weekend. Boobs on Bikes is a mostly annual parade of semi-nude pornstars riding on motorcycles through large New Zealand cities (in the past, Christchurch, Palmerston North, and most prominently Auckland). It is organized by the somewhat locally famous pornographer Steve Crow, to advertise his activities and the Erotica Expo, an adults-only pornography trade exhibition. It also has stalls ranging from sex toys to clothes to massages, magazines, tattoo & piercing stalls and BDSM stalls.

I took photos of the parade and then ran back to catch a lecture lol. It’s been an 11 hour day away from home today so I am pooped. Enjoy …

Now does anyone recognise this person sat upon a beasty tank? ;)

  • Author: vanimp
  • Published: Aug 2nd, 2010
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Xmas games in the 1930′s

Isn’t it funny what one comes across when researching for a design assignment for uni work hehe …

An amusing excerpt from a Christmas supplement published in the Evening Post in 1934 that included suggestions for indoor party games over the festive season.

What to do at indoor Christmas parties is becoming more and more of a problem. Here are some suggestions which may help to add diversion to the occasion: For instance, you can sell some of your guests. This game is called “The Slave Market.” You choose five or six players, attractive-looking girls if possible to be sold as slaves, and one good compere to act as auctioneer. You give, say, twenty counters to each of the other players, whose object is to buy as many slaves as possible. If two players manage to buy the same number of slaves, the one who has most counters left wins. Skill consists in “pushing” the bids of other players and lying low for bargains. This sounds easy in cold blood, but is not so easy when the players are subjected to the blandishments of a) Uncle William as auctioneer after a good dinner and b) the slaves. It would be a shame to let Jane’s saucy eyes go for a paltry two counters!

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