Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind ~ Theodore Geisel

Bonkers. Geeky. OCD neat freak. Lover of black clothes and gothy type things. Knee High Sock Obsessive. Guzzler of red wine, Book whore. Brat. Writer. Designer. Uni student. Mummeh.

Strong willed, opinionated, and not afraid to say what she thinks.  With an aversion to being squished into a box she fell off planet normal yonkers ago.

This blog is a journal of a thirty something, independent, strong willed, single girl who goes by the name of vanimp. She is exploring BDSM and sometimes can be rather kinky natured, other times utterly serious. She is part of a family of close friends who like to sate her masochistic tendencies, share kinky adventures and laughs and all explore, laugh, love and enjoy life in their own way. It’s a brutally honest journal, it’s a self-invasion into her private thoughts, the odd bit of erotica, a rant here and there, an article or three and sometimes a toy review. The dark places, the raw places. It’s about being a single mum, it’s about love, it’s about being kinky, it’s about stuff.

So this is my journey. Discovering life and all it has to offer. And that is why, my dear reader, this blog is called Vanilla Impaired, she discovered she’s impaired, there’s something missing and it’s flavour ain’t vanilla. Vanilla is simply ugh. Sometimes it’s not all about kink so if you came here for just that you might as well bugger off.

If you are looking for porn, sorry, I think you took a wrong turn,
try typing PORN or even POPRON in google, hell if you are game why not try typing ass bandit
and of course good luck lol