So Jack’s Blowjob Lessons….

I’m struggling on how exactly to write this because Jack’s attitude shines through in his writing and I know personally that if you are slightly feminist it will make you seethe and cringe with horror in the way it’s presented. He is unapologetically a jerk. A jerk that defines a good relationship by the skill of your blow job giving skills. The information contained in the actual book is designed to give you just that … all the pointers, tips and techniques required to satisfy any guy that wants his cock in your mouth.

So what does this ebook of 160 pages give you exactly?

The Foreplay and the atmosphere The foreplay and the ambiance of a great blowjob are the next topic of discussion and he likens it to creating that pornstar atmosphere.

Blowjob Positions which is basically about how you place yourself so the guy gets a huge kick out of all of you not just your face.

Blowjob Techniques a whole 22 of them and some I can see having merit, from simple to a little more complex

How To Deepthroat like a Pornstar (Deepthroating)  a whole chapter written by Jacks friend Tanya J who is a former pornstar (yes, a real one!) She talks about getting over the gag reflex and many more of her own tricks and industry secrets.

Top blowjob locations 
How to Talk Dirty

End Game – Spitting & Swallowing

Problems & STD’s

It’s full of great stuff . The writing style isn’t fantastic, it’s okay but easily readable. If however … you can get past the way he writes. In a sense it’s like a Dominant male in your bedroom directing you as bluntly as he can on what you need to be doing. It will get results.

Can I get my money back if it turns out I don’t like it after all? Yes you can. This product is covered by a 60-day no quibble money-back guarantee through the payment processor (Clickbank).

Who shouldn’t read this book? Anyone who can’t stand sexist wankers. He doesn’t hide it. Srsly. If you are easily offened or get butthurts easily don’t read it.

Who should read this book? Anyone who wants to suck dick like a pr0n star but doesn’t want to go through sucking off a bunch’o'tards to get there.

I’m quite glad I’ll have this little doozy in my files and I’ll even happily use the info to practice on the next cock that comes my way

Thanks Jack you cheeky bastard. x

Every now and then an urge almost like some dark, distant echo would grasp at her cunt.
The feeling would overwhelm her.
For what felt like an eternity was only a brief instant, a pang.
A moment in time where she would feel that pure lust.
A need to fuck.
Nothing more nothing less just a primal instinct and something that sparked the hunger she felt.
And then it was gone as quickly as it had rose up and assaulted her inner most being.
Nothingness.
All that was left was an emptiness.
Hollow.
And then her mind would begin to stray.
A kind of quiet sadness for what was lost.
The ghosts of lovers surfaced in her memories.
Some, quashed as quickly as they appeared in her mind.
Others haunt her.
Lingering.
Voices whispering to her, beckoning.
She remembers.
She sighs.
Surrendering to her mind her hand strays…
Memories of lust, desire and love.
And in the darkness that dark and distant echo returns and she sates her hollow mind.
She bids adieu in an exhausted heap to the ghosts of past.
Quelling the caged heart.

I have a set of Druid Cards I use on occasion.
Right now I have a black raven staring at me.
Smiles. 

I finally made some shirts. They are available worldwide via the site. If you want to email me with a request or an idea … feel free.

So.

Blowjobs.

I have had a relatively odd sex life in the fact that I have avoided giving blowjobs because of a pure lack of know how or knowledge on how to do them properly and a huge shyness with it all because it meant I had to be vunerable infront of someone and I find that extremely hard. In my younger years the idea of sticking a cock in my mouth wasn’t something that appealed. So instead I learnt massage and hand jobs. I got pretty darn good at it. But still the art of giving an awesome blow job has remained one of those things I am yet to conquer. I had a hell of a lot of casual fuck buddies and it was never an issue or a problem as they weren’t long term. I only had one long term relationship where it became an issue and I was then refused back massages as a punishment for not giving a blow job. I found it all rather stupid and was pissed off that he wasn’t willing to talk about it. And instead chose to play blackmail games.

As I have become older, my attitude towards it all however has changed. I want to give a good blow job, I want to pleasure a partner in that way but I also want that person to be a positive part of that journey. My god it’s not like I don’t do other things, I can’t really figure out why of all things a blow job wasn’t something I learnt how to do properly.

Now I’ve read a couple of books. I’ve even had female friends offer to teach me. One thing I’ve never, ever had is a male friend willing to talk to me about it. Like for christ’s sake, it’s almost like the guys whispering and murmuring about the ‘elusive’ gspot.

And then in my inbox appears a wee email from Jack. Jack’s written a book about blowjobs, and how to make them awesome ones. But most importantly from a guy’s perspective because hey, he does after all have a penis… he should know right? He’s asked me if I’d like to read it and write a review on the book.

Firstly it’s an ebook. 340 pages worth of writing on techniques and ways to make your man enjoy the hell out of what your mouth is capable of doing.

So I’m going to read it and then I’m going to let you know what I think about it all.

impy ~ the ever curious