So yeah … tag team domming.
It’s MEAN!
I have sore ears from gloating about contemplating being mean and using the wonderful powers of blackmail with a friend who is in cahoots with he who is sadistic to me. Result? I had my ears twisted and squished until my eyes were involuntarily watering and my ass was on the floor. Then the mean fucker made me say the damn ‘S’ word.
I had a wee pout on the floor for a few seconds until I heard him mutter something about sending pictures to the other person. Up I got and was gone, hiding and pouting.
Basically I have to be nice and not call my friend names or the big ol’ meanie who is relatively close to me most of the time is allowed to unleash the hands of doom and correct my unruly behaviour.
I HAZ A POUT!
I haven’t behaved like this is … ummm .. fuck I have no idea how long it’s been.
All I know is it’s weird this behaving thing.
I’m gonna IMPLODE.
So basically I’m not allowed to call him ‘buttercup’ or anything else that he deems not okay. I’m also not allowed to use the info I have to blackmail him into being nice. Which basically sucks balls cause I could and it would be funny but at the expensive of my arse. And if I do he tells … damn text messaging.
But buttercup is a term of endearment ‘nods’
I figure writing about it isn’t entirely bad, I’m just talking about it and brain dumping cause this is my journal and as with life there are always LOOPHOLES.
No one said I couldn’t write ….
‘beams’
Dangerous Lilly
on Dec 12th, 2011
@ 04:04:
It’s almost like you’re ASKING for it
Dangerous Lilly´s last [type] ..Ask Lilly: Tips for Traveling with Sex Toys
impy
on Dec 12th, 2011
@ 09:25:
Noooo no no this is my cyber sanctuary they barely come here so I figure i have one place to quietyl seethe and mutter and shake my cyber fists in protest.
Or Murphy’s law will fuck me over …
Plus one says I have a low self preservation and I tend to agree.
I should add a side clause for any dork that decided to tell me off for being a bad bottmy type and that Tw00 crap … that this is purely fun and all parties are thoroughly enjoying themselves…
kimmie
on Dec 12th, 2011
@ 11:12:
HAHAHAHA!
You don’t need anyone to toss you under the bus, you dart right out in front of the damn thing!
impy
on Dec 12th, 2011
@ 12:25:
I refuse to acknowledge the existance of said bus ….
Vix
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 01:19:
buwahahahahaha
love it. How are the ears today?
Vix´s last [type] ..There be dragons here
Valentinian
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 02:57:
Well now Miss Impy, I checked your blog & I agree with Lilly…you are asking for it. Think we shall call this epoch the Revenge of Buttercup.
‘evil laugh’
impy
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 08:27:
My god the ears are still sore Vix :/
Ummm fuck ? @Valentinian O.O
Deviantrogue
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 17:59:
You neglected to mention the M word you said while gazing adoringly upward …
M
A
S
T
E
R
Let alone the sir word
Valentinian
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 18:09:
just not your week is it Impy or she who must be punished as you shall be hence forth known as
Valentinian
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 18:13:
I really like Deviantrogue….what a fun game he invented for us to play…pity you’re the game impy
Say “yes MASTERS, I submit” & it’ll all be over
Deviantrogue
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 18:33:
Interesting – i think impy really wants V to be her Sir because she’s allowing this to happen … Hmmmmm
Valentinian
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 18:52:
I have had the same thought D, I am pretty sure she planted the seeds of this game in their heads…so it’s hardly their doing really
impy
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 19:11:
Fuck me sideways. I go out for half an hour and you two have a freekin comment spree
adoringly? ‘snorts’ LIES
‘flips the bird’
Deviant_Queen
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 20:50:
add a third, dear heart … toughen up and buy a cattle prod .. will solve your immediate problem .. it’s all about self defence lil one .. ‘smirks’
impy
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 20:52:
I’m running away from home. Hmmppff.
Deviantrogue
on Dec 13th, 2011
@ 23:38:
Hmmm no denying the “Master ” statement I notice
Anyhow as long as im still greeted at the door with imp on bended knees waiting patiently for my entry – then all is still good
impy
on Dec 14th, 2011
@ 00:26:
Oh please … ‘rolls eyes’