Even when one is maddly busy as fuck one does not manage to avoid fucking pokey sadists fingers ….

Or when one is quietly, happily immersed in watching Doctor Who and ends up
mummified in black cling wrap whilst trying to watch said program.

Twas fun ‘grins’ until he started doing mean shit to me.

Then he left me on the couch unable to move.

So I ‘houdini-ed’ out with my fingernail.

I’m a good crash test dummy like that.

Having a sadist as a housemate is never dull.