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  • Published: Sep 14th, 2011
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QUIT Poking Meeeee

The joys of social networking and it’s weird assed communication.

So I receive a ‘Facebook Poke’, which is disconcerting if only for the fact that no one Facebook Pokes anymore. I remember way back when I joined for networking purposes it was something everyone did. Even now I still don’t get it.

“What do I do with it? Poke back?
Okay, then what?
Play Ring Around The Pokie until my friendship with this person wanes indefinitely?
I did not sign up for this.”

1. Poke back. (really i’d like to punch them or poke them between the eyeballs or do something utterly sadistic and something much more entertaining than a freeking *poke* )

2. Get Poked again … W.T.F?!?!?! Quit poking me!!!

3. Poke back … purely because they can’t have the last poke. You have to.

4. Get Poked Again …by this point the only contact in cyberland with this person consists of incessant poking. (insert acme type anvil being flung at said perpetrator)

5. Avoid Poking for the foreseeable future & avoid the person who poked you for the foreseeable future.

3 Responses to “QUIT Poking Meeeee”


  1. little monkey
    on Sep 15th, 2011
    @ 12:36

    You know that my first instinct upon reading this was to run off to FB and poke you, right? I was able to restrain myself, barely….but there have got to be other readers who have the same impulse. You’re in for it now.


  2. Sephani Paige
    on Sep 16th, 2011
    @ 00:42

    *raises hand* I was so tempted! luckily I do not has you on my facebook so the impulse was easy to resist :P you know how you stop the poking? when you hover the mouse over the poke they just sent you, a little “x” shows up. Delete poke. :D I do that to people I don’t want poking me….for some people? its just creepy yo
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  3. impy
    on Sep 20th, 2011
    @ 21:45

    Haha yoo cheeky buggers. :D

    Yep I ‘x’ alot of annoying things on there.

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