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Clit Whisperer … nawt

One month to go and then I am free to draw, write and do my stuff for a change instead of the all consuming university stuff. I haven’t had anything substantial to write and trying to write erotica at the moment is kinda dead … my libido has all but disappeared. So instead I go amuse myself with search terms from this month …. enjoy.

watering can porn ~ ummmm?

how to make your clit stick out ~ here’s a thought … play with it?

dollicfication erotica ~ omg I realised i haven’t written any. This might just be something to inspire me to get writing some smut again!

???? ????? ~ huh?

pork mewls ~ I had to google this myself. No answer. Please enlighten me to as what the fuck pork mewls are exactly? Miaowing pork? ….. ‘blinks’

rip my blouse open and fuck me ~ YES PLEASE! HAWT!

mini fairy sex ~ the mind boggles

inperyd cunt ~ it’s impaired and yes I’m a cunt. A good little cunt  ’beams’

fuck impaired on something ~ really? Like where? Be more specific I like words …

one butt cheek ~ actually I have two but thanks for asking.

And a whole fuckton of ‘clit’ terms … there’s a lot more to kink and sex than just a clit yano.

Jus’ sayin ….

 

Oh yeahs I read Carrie’s Story and reading the sequel now so be prepared for a review soon :D Awesome books.

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