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  • Published: Sep 30th, 2011
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Sing

I did a street photography photoshoot today and happened across a live band today. The weird part?

Grief and a knowing that I miss my friend like hell. It’s weird it’s been nearly four years now but fuck it’s still raw and I’ve come to the conclusion that sometimes there are going to be times I will be reminded of him and how much I miss him being a part of my life. Live bands fuck me over, especially when it’s similar to his style of music.

I went to a lot of his band nights in support and also because I absolutely love live gigs.

So I stayed and I took photos and I just sat there and listened and enjoyed.

And I remembered.I got sad and then …

And for a moment I smiled and I spoke to him. Apart from the fact that i probably looked like a fruitloop talking to the air …. I remembered the good stuff. You never know how much someone means to you until they are gone.

Cherish that.

“I wish you were here”

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  • Published: Sep 27th, 2011
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Clit Whisperer … nawt

One month to go and then I am free to draw, write and do my stuff for a change instead of the all consuming university stuff. I haven’t had anything substantial to write and trying to write erotica at the moment is kinda dead … my libido has all but disappeared. So instead I go amuse myself with search terms from this month …. enjoy.

watering can porn ~ ummmm?

how to make your clit stick out ~ here’s a thought … play with it?

dollicfication erotica ~ omg I realised i haven’t written any. This might just be something to inspire me to get writing some smut again!

???? ????? ~ huh?

pork mewls ~ I had to google this myself. No answer. Please enlighten me to as what the fuck pork mewls are exactly? Miaowing pork? ….. ‘blinks’

rip my blouse open and fuck me ~ YES PLEASE! HAWT!

mini fairy sex ~ the mind boggles

inperyd cunt ~ it’s impaired and yes I’m a cunt. A good little cunt  ’beams’

fuck impaired on something ~ really? Like where? Be more specific I like words …

one butt cheek ~ actually I have two but thanks for asking.

And a whole fuckton of ‘clit’ terms … there’s a lot more to kink and sex than just a clit yano.

Jus’ sayin ….

 

Oh yeahs I read Carrie’s Story and reading the sequel now so be prepared for a review soon :D Awesome books.

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  • Published: Sep 19th, 2011
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Frozen Moments

So I’m doing photography and I was going to do a fetish shoot … but then I kinda thought meh .. Booooring.

I want to push myself with my own boundaries and one of those is street photography and so far it’s going well. I’m finding it really difficult to just sit and photograph people going about their business. It’s almost voyeristic in a sense except I’m not hidden … I’m RIGHT there. I feel obtrusive. The concept is simple, I;m trying to find solitary moments we can all relate to that are in a public setting yet you are in your own space at that point in time but also something we can all go “oh I’ve done that or I know how that feels” or something in an image that is going to elicit an emotion from the viewer …. anyhoo here’s a couple.

 

I’d put more up here but because of the nature of the blog I don’t want to put full face images here. I do have a flickr account so if anyone is curious flick me an email. I’d love some feedback :)

xxx

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  • Published: Sep 15th, 2011
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Tragedy

… aaaaahahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha … hahahahahaha ….. ‘deep breath’ … hahahahahaha

Normally I HATE death metal but I think I may just have found a new appreciation for it.

SNORT!

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  • Published: Sep 14th, 2011
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QUIT Poking Meeeee

The joys of social networking and it’s weird assed communication.

So I receive a ‘Facebook Poke’, which is disconcerting if only for the fact that no one Facebook Pokes anymore. I remember way back when I joined for networking purposes it was something everyone did. Even now I still don’t get it.

“What do I do with it? Poke back?
Okay, then what?
Play Ring Around The Pokie until my friendship with this person wanes indefinitely?
I did not sign up for this.”

1. Poke back. (really i’d like to punch them or poke them between the eyeballs or do something utterly sadistic and something much more entertaining than a freeking *poke* )

2. Get Poked again … W.T.F?!?!?! Quit poking me!!!

3. Poke back … purely because they can’t have the last poke. You have to.

4. Get Poked Again …by this point the only contact in cyberland with this person consists of incessant poking. (insert acme type anvil being flung at said perpetrator)

5. Avoid Poking for the foreseeable future & avoid the person who poked you for the foreseeable future.

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