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  • Published: Jun 30th, 2011
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Entertaining Search Terms …

Seriously?

how can make u r clitor pink - errrr explain what a clitor is first ….

my clit fell off – well bugger. Poor you.

backseat sensual – backdoor? sensual buttsex? buttsex in the back of a car? I need MOAR information!

when thou dost come unto me and beseech me saying verily do i request of you a good paddling - oh fuck off.  Seriously?

impaired injaculation – pls explain injaculation? ‘blinks’

fucked while blabbling – use a gag. That will shut the bitch up ‘nods’

what to hang over bed vanilla impaired – OKAY! I’m in!

there s a funny shaped thing on the end of my clit tickler whats it for? …. this is just a random guess but errr… tickling a clit?

bare bottomed harley riding girls photos – just bare bottoms? Be adventurous, go the whole hog (see what I did there? Punny :D ) I have no idea how you came to be at this blog then

idetestsleep – me too

fetlife mrlion – errr I’m a wolfie. Ain’t no lions here … just me.

ohohoho – yep. I ohohoho’d when I read all the latest blog search terms too

 

Oh yeahs apart from absorbing myself in artwork for the past week. I got tied up too.

‘beams’

6 Responses to “Entertaining Search Terms …”


  1. Liras
    on Jun 30th, 2011
    @ 13:18

    Funny words, snide comments and rope? Talk about a trifecta.
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  2. impy
    on Jun 30th, 2011
    @ 13:22

    It’s been a while, I couldn’t let you all down and be all boring and shit :D


  3. Liras
    on Jun 30th, 2011
    @ 13:26

    I knew I could count on you for the giggles and the wiggles.
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  4. Lady Grinning Soul
    on Jul 1st, 2011
    @ 07:56

    Haha, this made me laugh. I so want to know what “injaculation” is. Is that when a guy comes all over himself?
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  5. Nolens Volens
    on Jul 1st, 2011
    @ 09:11

    Laughing at the search terms. Makes me wonder what turns up at my blog. Great pic!
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  6. viemoira
    on Jul 4th, 2011
    @ 12:10

    That is some cool ropework!
    ~viemoira
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