Seriously?

how can make u r clitor pink - errrr explain what a clitor is first ….

my clit fell off – well bugger. Poor you.

backseat sensual – backdoor? sensual buttsex? buttsex in the back of a car? I need MOAR information!

when thou dost come unto me and beseech me saying verily do i request of you a good paddling - oh fuck off.  Seriously?

impaired injaculation – pls explain injaculation? ‘blinks’

fucked while blabbling – use a gag. That will shut the bitch up ‘nods’

what to hang over bed vanilla impaired – OKAY! I’m in!

there s a funny shaped thing on the end of my clit tickler whats it for? …. this is just a random guess but errr… tickling a clit?

bare bottomed harley riding girls photos – just bare bottoms? Be adventurous, go the whole hog (see what I did there? Punny ) I have no idea how you came to be at this blog then

idetestsleep – me too

fetlife mrlion – errr I’m a wolfie. Ain’t no lions here … just me.

ohohoho – yep. I ohohoho’d when I read all the latest blog search terms too

Oh yeahs apart from absorbing myself in artwork for the past week. I got tied up too.

‘beams’

I have taken the leap and entered my first ever t-shirt design into one of the largest t-shirt/artist sites on the net.

STAGE ONE….

I would love you to pop over and have a look and if you like it … give it a like on facebook.

STAGE TWO…

If I get enough interest then I will be approved and then entered into a onsite voting system … if it wins (I’ll need more votes so please bookmark) this .. it gets printed and you can order the fantastic shirt to wear. I want it to win so I can buy myself my shirt design HAHA.

Finally someone with a different take on fine linens. I love my bed. I spend half my bloody lifetime in it. Comfort is imperative.

Every boudoir should have a little naughty. Vice Merchants have just the thing for those that want some downright dirty sheets. The wonderful company,Vice Merchants,  is headed by Brooklyn based artist, Miriam Carothers.

Her illustration work is fantastical and will  greet you with the pleasures of large breasts, arched backs, round bottoms, full lips, a bit of mischief, a touch of humor, and a heavy dose of sex. The beautiful curves and sweeping lines of her illustrations meld into wonderful and wacky images of the female form at “play”. Futuristic femme fatales, topless steamy bohemian girls, bare bottomed motorcycle chicks riding herd, and nudie cutie pin-ups all arrive on paper with a palpable magnetism that pulls the viewer’s eye to page.

Vice Merchants have fused the subversive underbelly of fine art and the world of interior design to create their own steamy rendition of home décor that begins with Poppy Playground, an exclusive collection of stylishly-risqué luxe bedding. And oh my, what a gorgeous set and even better? 400 thread count Egyptian cotton …mmmmmmm….

With Carothers’s art as the inspiration, this design house takes a postmodern approach to sexual taboos and appropriates the forbidden as a something to be celebrated in the objects and accessories of everyday life. Carothers illustrates from posed live models and imbues each sketch with her own artistry creating images and scenes that work as a mural but also have enough power to stand-alone and hold the viewer’s attention.  These drawings are passed on to the design team that will meticulously translate and trick out the illustrations into sinfully sensual prints and patterns for bedding, wall paper, ottomans, curtains, coat linings and much more.

They have Poppy Pink and Poppy Taupe (as above). These are also limited editions which tickles my insides as I love having something rare and unique, especially in the bedroom … jus’ sayin! There are a myriad of ways an illustrator can create and when I saw these I was impressed. Beautiful, sensual fun bedroom decor

Decadance ….

Vice Merchants collections are for the hot blooded, progressive provocateurs’ hidden in all of us, adding a hint of mischief and a dollop of titillation to the doldrums of everyday décor.

“Everyone has a fear, you’re not human if you don’t.”

She shifted her gaze towards the flames. He could see the pain in her eyes.

“Yes. A deep pain is even harder to defeat.”

He was beyond annoyed. He wanted her more than anything but he knew she wasn’t going to be a walk in the park.

“Sometimes...’” she paused, deep in thought.

“Sometimes I wonder if I have the strength to face that fear again. Fall in love knowing that I might get hurt again. That I might lose that person. I’m scared. I’m scared to be vunerable again.”

He breathed a sigh.

“Fear can imprison us.  Love and fear cannot coexist. You have to choose which one you will feed.”

She bowed her head and in a quiet whisper she replied, “I’m ready to try. Will you help me?”

He stopped, if only for a moment, laughed and lunged forward and smothered her with his lips.

Holding her face in his hands so she could do nothing to avert his gaze he replied, ”Only if you hold my hand.”

Go the Fuck To Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Honest, profane, and affectionate, Adam Mansbach’s verses and Ricardo Cortés’ illustrations perfectly capture the familiar–and unspoken–tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night, and open up a conversation about parenting in the process. Beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny, Go the Fuck to Sleep is a perfect gift for parents new, old, or expectant. Here is a sample verse:

The cats nestle close to their kittens now.
The lambs have laid down with the sheep.
You’re cozy and warm in your bed, my dear
Please go the fuck to sleep.