Words that should be in the english dictionary …
- Antalixic (ant-uh-licks-ik) adj. Someone who always passes over the licorice jellybeans.
- Arachnoleptic fit n. The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
- Beelzebug n. Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
- Blamestorm (blaym-storm) v. To sit around in a group discussing who is responsible for the latest failure.
- Elbonics (el-bon-iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
- Ignoranus n. A person who’s both stupid and an a–hole.
- Inoculatte: n. To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
- Karmageddon n. It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.
- Quadriboobage—The appearance of having four bosoms caused by wearing a bra that is too small.
- Mouse Potato (maus-puh-tay-duh) n. The on-line, wired generation’s answer to the couch potato.
- Percussive Maintenance (pur-kuh-shun mayt-nuns) n. Repairing an electronic appliance by giving it a good whack
- IMglish—Wthe abbreviated language of instant messaging. IMing has already entered the language alongside IDing as an acronymic verb.
- Keypal—So what do you call a pen pal if you never use a pen to write him (or her)? Well, if you use a keyboard, this one will work.
- Phobar —adjective, Acronym for “Photoshopped Beyond All Recognition.”
- Adverblasting —When a commercials audio is much louder than the program that you actually want to watch
- Podestrian— A person who can be spotted with the iconic white standard iPod earbuds in their ears.
Sephani Paige
on Jan 22nd, 2011
@ 05:00:
*giggles* Mouse Potato…I think Master and I are both guilty of this one lol. I loved these!
vanimp
on Jan 22nd, 2011
@ 14:14:
I am sooo adding them to my vocab haha. I have had Quadriboobage before. Highly annoying.