She wraps those hands around that pole,
She licks those lips and off we go,
She takes it off nice and slow,
‘Cause that’s PORNSTAR DANCIN’!
She don’t play nice, she makes me beg,
She drops that dress around her legs,
And I’m sittin’ right by the stage for this,
PORNSTAR DANCIN’!
‘goes off to find a pole’ .. that damn mohawk made me horny ‘grins’
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Liras
on Dec 13th, 2010
@ 20:14:
Witty, smart and funny. What are we going to do with you? *grin*
vanimp
on Dec 13th, 2010
@ 21:22:
Heh. I have no idea ‘looks around’