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Kink, Culture & Idiots

Isn’t it interesting when kink crosses over into mainstream …

Givenchy featured a leather mask in their Spring/Summer 2011 in Paris that created a stir in the fashion world. No one expected the French luxury fashion house to actually release the masks, but Givenchy decided to run with the Road Warrior-meets-Gimp look and will actually present the masks as part of their accessories collection next year. I think they are kinda hawt and freaky all at the same time. Masks scare me but these two I can’t keep my eyes off.

And what about ye days of old. Surely people weren’t debauched  back then with all the ways of the astute Victorians?!?! Why yes, I think they were.

Now if you find lovemaking far too strenuos ..gawd forbid! Then this chair, that was specially made for the devishly debauched Edward the VII, make me a great idea for a prototype if some of you are anything like the devious kinky inventors I know then I am sure you could turn this into something entirely deviant in nature … I’m still trying to get it into my head how this dude used it. Apparently he had one too many large breakfasts and extra meals and found love making too tiring so this was designed to make his life easy…

Apart from finding interesting wee snippets of amusement for you all  I have been sat here for most of the morning answering emails and funnily enough this reply in a thread I posted asking for help had me a little perplexed.

I’m sorry but call me cynical but is this some kind of arts degree that you are doing?
If not what sort of degree do you do that involves downloading porn/erotica of the net.
If you really want to get your head around the scene get out to the clubs and the shops and start talking to real people who play for real.
Then perhaps you will have something that has real validity, in short go and do some real work.

Uuuum wow. What the hell? Lol.

It was the same post I put here yesterday in a social networking site full of kinksters asking for help.

Now where on earth did I mention anything ridiculous as downloading porn off the net? ‘blinks’.

Let’s get this clear, I am designing a book, a sex positive book to portray the emotional, loving aspect of kink, the part online media and movies and all the porn sites DON’T portray because i am searching for the REAL stuff not online bullshit and surprisingly enough there are some damn awesome people on Fetlife who might be able to help me do just that. It’s a personal uni project that is a passion and we are expected to research a topic that we have a personal connection to. I had a huge conversation with my tutor and was a little worried it wouldn’t be okay but she was totally all for it and she has a degree in Sociology also so it’s made her curious as to how I will approach this. It’s not for money it’s from the heart and it’s a mixture of art which is a passion and kink which is something I also am passionate about.

Soooo …  weird online person that’s just plain rude and not being at all helpful in any degree.

Let’s see talking to real people? Check. Yes I do.

But you didn’t think to ask first.

Get out to clubs and shops. LOL again forgot to ask first didn’t ya? Yes I do already. But you would know that if you had genuinely needed further information.

Something that has real validity. I found that rather insulting and also insulting to all those wonderful people who have come forward privately with something to offer. Disgustingly insulting and very small minded. I also find it highly insulting that what I do is not good enough for this person’s tanglble idea as to what is work. Also speaking about validity .. do you really think coming into a public forum and attempting to belittle what I am doing is something people would regard as intelligent?

There thats sorted huh?

‘beams’

Some days I just don’t get why people have to be total asstards.

Signed Impy – Doin it wrong since 1809 ;)

4 Responses to “Kink, Culture & Idiots”


  1. viemoira
    on Sep 11th, 2010
    @ 04:19

    *waves to your commenter*

    Hi it’s me- one of the ROBOTS that comes up with FALSE computerized JARGON based on PORN FANTASY calculated and written using… um… BINARY CODE…
    And definitely NOT shared as true personal experience in my real life journey…

    Thanks a$$hat!
    Muahahahahaha

    xxx to u impy!


  2. Liras
    on Sep 14th, 2010
    @ 04:13

    VnImp, asshats are plentiful, thoughtful people are scarce.


  3. Kate
    on Sep 15th, 2010
    @ 11:49

    Wow … that chair is just … amazing … I want one! Lol.


  4. vanimp
    on Sep 15th, 2010
    @ 16:20

    LOL vie nice one :D

    Agreed Liras, muchly so. x

    haha Kate I thought so too ;)

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