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Theiving … ‘grins’

I have had wines and found this on Choe’s blog and stole it ‘beams’

1. What is your first name?
Impy

2. Were you named after anyone?
No imps just generally ‘are’ imps

3. Do you wish on stars?
Why yes, sometimes on a late night when outside I might, not that it generally works

4. When did you last cry?
Uuummm I can’t honestly remember which is a good thing because I did more than my fair share over the last couple years. Oh wait I got teary when my little guy wasn’t feeling so great about life in general due to the ex being a general insenstive cunt.

5. Do you like your handwriting?
Yes, I am very anal about having neat and tidy handwriting unless at uni scrawling like an idiot at a lecture, then no one gets to see it.

6. What is your favorite lunch meat?
I quite like eggs benedict with salmon and hollandaise sauce and mescalin(I don’t think I spelt that right) salad leaf thingies? atm I don’t do sandwiches

7. What is your most embarrassing CD?
Errrr I don’t own CD’s I am quite partial to this song atm is that bad? “Sings … “Don’t chaaaaange meeeee”

8. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
Apparently according to messages and shit mates say yeah why not? Fucked if I know I am quite loopy and shit on a good day :D

9. Do you have a journal?
Yup haha this is it. I did have one back when I was like 18 or so and I was obsessed with this dude I liked and wrote about it a hell of alot. Stalker like hehe.

10. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
Of course not :D Nevaaaaah

11. What are your nicknames?
Impy, pixie, wolfie, midget, bitch, good little cunt ‘beams’

12. Would you bungee jump?
Would you jump off a bridge if someone told you to? Fuck off I don’t like heights I am short :P

13. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?
I purposely own shoes that don’t have laces, my sneakers have laces but no I don’t but I do retie them when I put them on. My Doc’s have ‘bootboy’ type lacing … one pull when pissed as a newt and they undo and come off in one go :D

14. Do you think that you are strong?
Emotionally yes. Physically haha when under duress I can be. I found out my feet can come out of my boots when my ass is being spanked and being held down by a dude when being spanked by another one … I’m clever like that … actually it was pure luck and fucking awesome at the time cause I got away and laughed then had a pout and a mini tantrum.

15. What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Hokey Pokey :D

16. Shoe size?
A 5 or a 6 … english Doc Martens size 4

17. Red or pink?
Red I am allergic to pink

18. What is your least favorite thing about yourself?
My tummy

19. What do you miss most?
One of my mates who passed a while back, I miss his company and his awesome guitar skills and his silliness that made me smile when I didn’t want to smile. One of my mates who is far away atm and I miss him because he sometimes has the knack of smacking upside the face with a bit of reality when I am being a dick.

20. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back?
I don’t care because I am not spamming it … steal it and make me laugh

21. What color pants/shoes are you wearing?
Skull pj pants :D and barefeet oh and no underwear :D

22. What are you listening to right now?
See number 7

23. Last thing you ate?
Wine … red.

24. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Crayons are sooo yesterday … black :D

25. What is the weather like right now?
Dark it’s fucking night time

26. Last person you talked to on the phone?
Belladonnax

27. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
I normally check out their butt :D

28. Do you like the person who sent this to you?
Hell yes she makes me laugh and if I could I’d so spoil her with a yummy vegetarian dinner :D She would soooo have a bed here if she came for a holiday.

29. Favorite drink?
Ummmm on a normal day tea. On a good night Jack Daniels and Ginger Ale

30. Favorite sport?
eh?

31. Hair color?
Black like a raven ‘squaw squaw’

32. Eye color?
Blue/grey and when I am shitty very blue

33. Do you wear contacts?
Wolfie ones but they piss my eyes off

34. Favorite food?
Lollies

35. Last movie you watched?
Grown Ups

36. Favorite day of the year?
I don’t have one, every day is different and i kinda live in the ‘now’

37. Scary movies or happy endings?
I’m fucked up I like fucked up endings that are not always happy but ones that end up leaving you sat there going ‘WTF?’ annoy meeeeee

38. Winter or summer?
Winter I like to hibernate

39. Hugs or kisses?
Both have their advantages

40. What is your favorite dessert?
Pineapple cheesecake or Baileys Cheesecake

41. Who is most likely to do this meme?
I have no fucking idea, probably cool people who don’t give a fuck if other people don’t like memes

42. Who is the least likely to do this meme and comment?
I am not fucking psychic so don’t ask a stupid question

43. What books are you reading?
Haha design books on Humor by some dude called Stephen

44. What’s on your mouse pad?
I don’t have one persay atm it’s a black Diary thing

45. What did you watch on TV last night?
I don’t watch TV …mebe once a month and it’s normally on the music channel

46. Favorite smells?
Mown grass, fresh smells after it’s rained. My perfume … Deep Red by Hugo Boss

47. Favorite sound?
Music

48. Rolling Stones or Beatles?
Both

49. What’s the furthest you’ve been from your home?
Over the ditch in Australia, I do want to visit Scotland though

50. Do you have a special talent?
Being an imp ‘beams’ :D

51. What is your ring tone?
Linkin Park ~ Bleed It Out and texts I get “Oi Message!”

It’s 3am nearly I should go bed. … heh

One Response to “Theiving … ‘grins’”


  1. Biddable
    on Jul 2nd, 2010
    @ 02:25

    “Oi message”

    I have trained my kids to respond to “Oi!” when they’re on the playground. Goodness knows I can shout their names a million times (and it’s not like any of them have hugely commonplace names) without them blinking, but a good “OI!” stops them in their tracks. The other parents seem to find this remarkable.

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