So I’ve had a week off from uni and another three before I get stuck into the second semester. The weird thing is it feels strange to not be under huge amounts of pressure all of a sudden, I don’t know if that’s normal but I like being crazy busy all the time. The little guy had a full on bout of chicken pox and has been home all week, ironic timing. He came up to me on Saturday morning last week and said he had some ‘mozzie bites’, like me he’s allergic to insect bites and generally swells up something silly, I looked and immediately went and looked at the rest of his body .. yup tell tale spots, by Sunday afternoon he was covered in chicken pox. I am so glad he got them this week and not last week as it would have had me screwed for my final assignment and presentation hand ins. So yeah he’s off to school in the morning and I’m off to the office to get some graphics projects sorted. While I was at home this week I’ve managed to win a design contest and have hopefully another one snaffled. I am about to pop another review up here and write a couple more for the EF site.

I haven’t really got much to blog about these days, uninspired and generally brain fried so it kinda sucks. Then it seems to spiral because I stress about not writing anything and then sit down to write and get pissed off at myself because I sit here with a blank post page and go ‘uuuummmm’. I did have a wee giggle and a few raised eyebrow movements whilst checking my stats and search terms for the blog tonight so ima gonna share.

‘puppetry of vagina’ … for some reason it reminds me of a muppet but with a vagina face. O_O

‘things to stick in your clit’ … well if we are talking about piercing there’s a few things but if we are talking about sticking random objects in one’s clit? Well fuck me sideways you can?!?!?! I don’t think I want to know nor am curious about it. Did you even stop to think about what you typed?

‘stripey sock porn’ .. I AM SOOO THERE!

‘impaired fuck’ … ummm ‘blinks’

‘fuckong a broom’ …‘girl uses a nimbus 2000 as a dildo’ … wow harry potter porn. Awesome. Ergghhh.

Now the interesting thing is I decided to get a little curious as terms relevant to this popped up more than once so I googled ‘nimbus 2000 dildo’ and lookie what impy found …

“New Harry Potter Broomstick a Personal Vibrator for Kids?”

“Fail Toy Video”

‘sadomasicism how to’ … somehow I think recommending SM101 ain’t gonna help this person, I’m not sure anything will

‘hairlots’ … I’m asuming they meant ‘harlots’ or mebe they were looking for slutty wigs instead?

‘weirdo repellant’ … Yup it’s called MACE

‘where are the dominant masters located’ …In freekin Kazakhstan nah lol, in little red riding hood’s grandmas house. Seriously what a stupid question.

‘meds you can take to prevent BDSM sub drop’ … be my guest if you want to fuck about with your body and use drugs. Clever.

‘inserting the Hitachi wand’ … I spent a good amount of money on my wand and inserting it would be kinda dumb. Kinky fucker

Hmmm there were loads of ‘tentacle’ references and the ‘totem pole dildo’ always comes up constantly in search terms which relates to one of my EF reviews from ages ago. I kinda wonder if someone out there is seriously hooked on the idea of totem pole sex. Ouch!

Anyways that’s me for the day it’s currently near midnight, I went to bed at stupid’o'clock this morning (4am) and I need some sleep.