I went to the uni bar the other day with classmates and I got asked for ID. Too funneh. I had none lol. I don’t carry it anymore.

I stared at the guy and laughed and said, “look dude… wrinkles! You’re not fucking serious right?”‘blinks’

He stood there all staunch and shit and said “ID please”

I went to grab my wallet and looked and couldn’t find any haha. I don’t drive so I have no driver’s licence on me which is the standard ID thing used here.

I then got pissed off and looked at him and said “You know if this is meant to be a compliment it’s seriously backfiring about now …”

He then backed off and buggered off and i went and got myself a Jack Daniels.

Fucker.

BUT the good news is … I AM ON HOLIDAAAAAAY! ‘beams’ …. impy is gonna get into mischief hehe.

Fetish night on Sunday here I come mwuhahahaha.

Let’s see if some weird fucker does weird shit like random hand holding again …. ‘evil grin’