First there was the evil stick …

then came the Evil Wand.It is the Evil Stick’s companion, it’s partner in crime. (for those of you who do not know what ‘the evil stick’ is? …. be thankful)

Well actually it’s called the ‘Fairy Wand‘. This version I have is the ‘mini’ but I can tell you right now apart from the visual size of the thing the word ‘mini’ means absolutely jackshit.Really the name is designed to lull you into a false sense of security and think it’s all cute and lovely. After all it’s pink. Princess Pink.

It’s not cute and pretty and sweet. It’s nasty and evil and will make you curl up and cross your legs. It will make your clit run away screaming. Srsly!

I love my Hitachi. I am one of the Hitachi camp. I love it. Sometimes it doesn’t make my clit’o'steel all happy, sometimes it leaves me with a throbbing half numb nether region but all in all I still love it. There’s been a storm in the world of sex toys of late. A rumor wafting around circles that the Hitachi has been outdone. It’s been knocked off it’s stool! Well I got curious as imps do and wanted to know what was so fantastic about this wee ‘fairy wand’. I mean seriously it’s called a freekin fairy wand, what could be so bad?

Looking at the size of it, it looks harmless. Stronger than a Hitachi they say …. INTENSE is a word I have seen often when describing this wee toy.

It is indeed smaller than the Hitachi. A mere 10″ in length, the head a diameter of 1 3/4″ v’s the 12″ Hitachi with it’s enormous 2 1/1″ head.

It is also stronger. Yes I tell no lies. I tried it out as a massager on my neck and I had to turn it down whereas the Hitachi has a nice deep rumble that builds and digs deep into muscles,  this Fairy thing had my eyeballs doing cartwheels on high and my teeth trying to do the rhumba. There is not much difference between the two toys in texture, the Fairy Wand has a slightly harder head than the Hitachi head, the Fairy Wand has the pink area which is less slippery to hold if you get lube on your hands than the Hitachi’s smooth surface.

The Fairy Wand comes in this hideously bright pink box. The only english on it is the name of the toy. The rest of the box is covered in Japanese writing and I am not versed in Japanese so I couldn’t begin to tell you what it says. For all I know it could be telling you the sushi at the local mall is awesome. There are no instructions, no piece of paper inside the box just the wand and a seriously ugly pink drawstring bag for storage. The cord is long BUT I measured it against the Hitachi cord and the Fairy Wand’s cord it is a whole 450mm shorter. I did notice it when playing with the wand and have had to make sure it’s close by when using it. I never have really noticed this problem with the Hitachi before. The packing is bright so if it turns up while you are having coffee with grandma and you open the package she is gonna see it. It is smaller and less obnoxious in size like it’s rival so it can be easily passed off as a personal massager as there is no indication on the box that the wand is a sex toy of any sort.

Now an advantage this wee toy has over the Hitachi is the head is a smaller surface, so this gives it a more pinpointed area and is intense when used directly on the clitoris. It also has a dial for intensity and speed of the vibrations which is why its being touted as the new Queen of Sex Toys because she has a multitude of speeds unlike the straight two the Hitachi has. The head also has a bit a flexiblity, it bends a good 20 – 30 degrees. There is quite a bit of leway with the variable speeds from a similar low on the Hitachi to the highest speed it can run at which is indeed higher than the Hitachi’s high speed. Be warned though, it is loud. Louder than it’s rival, it will be heard from under the blankets and through a closed door. It’s like a food processor on high or a small vacuum cleaner. I didn’t think any toy would be louder than the Hitachi but the Fairy Wand Mini is.

Cleaning this thing is a bitch. It is NOT waterproof so don’t be a dumbass and try inserting it either. I had to wrap a towel around the underside of the head to make absolutely sure it didn’t get water anywhere, I washed with warm soapy water but you can use toy cleaner too. There are inbuilt screw attachments that are visibly not watertight so care is needed when cleaning this toy, the bottom section of the head is also ribbed so you need to pay extra attention to this area as it’s prone to picking up lint bunnies and fluids. If you are a squirter I suggest usuing a condom over this toy as to protect it. You can use water or silicon lube with this toy and it won’t damage the surface.  Likewise if you intend on sharing the toy. It doesn’t need batteries, however if you live outside of the US you may well need a ‘stepdown transformer’ to be able to use this toy as it has a power cord and plugs into an electrical socket.

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So all in all do I like it? Did it satisfy my clit’o'steel’. Yeah it did.

But it’s too intense. It’s not really fun.It’s freekin evil and scary. I swear if I left it sitting on my clit for long enough it would probably fall off. I kid you not!!

The Fairy Wand Mini is a great toy and variety is great when having a choice of toys. It is smaller in size so easily manipulated v’s the bulky Hitachi so it has it’s bonuses. I don’t like the fact that it’s more risky to get parts wet when cleaning the Fairy v’s the Hitachi. For the women who can’t handle intensity then the Fairy isn’t probably for you.

I like my Hitachi. I tend to stick with things I know and love. The Fairy Wand has loads of positive things going for it. Yes it has more power BUT it’s louder than the Hitachi, and because it’s more intense and stronger it leaves my clit numb or screaming to stop in a very short time period.

I enjoy the dance with my Hitachi, it’s the equivalent to the V8.

The Fairy Wand, the V6.

A big thanks to Eden Fantasys for allowing me to review this toy and finally find a toy that scares me

Fairy mini wand massager Massager by Media Craft Inc Material: Plastic Safety: $49.99 Buy from EdenFantasys
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