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  • Published: May 10th, 2010
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Random Things

  • I finally did my seminar this morning, the one thats worth 40% of a paper this semester, kinda why I haven’t written anything meaty on here lately. I aced it. Got most awesome feedback and now waiting on my grade. Fingers crossed.
  • I have a typography assignment due and a photography project due this week so more busy busy. Ugh.
  • The ex hasn’t rung since I last spoke to him. I have a feeling he’s a wee bit pissy. Good. Mebe it knocked a bit of sense into him. Then again I’m not banking on it either.
  • I have a fetish night to go to this weekend YAY a break from this uni madness. I need to get out of the house and have some fun.
  • Apparently it’s been proven that swearing whilst in pain helps you process it better and handle it more. Sooooo that means that yelling out random obscenities like ‘motherfucker’ when being picked on by evil, cruel D-types is okay! It’s a good thing! Heh.
  • In the honor of randomness I added a couple of weird assed things … below is a sex toy … for guys. Yes sireeebob. I tell no lies.


What it is:
A rubber jack-off sleeve for men, shaped like a male mouth and chin, fringed with a muppet style moostache in convincing NAWT fake hair.

What it does:
Lets you pretend you’re getting sucked off by the leather biker dude from the Village People.

Who uses it:
The construction worker dude from the Village People.

Other uses:
Entertaining ventriloquism toy – move his mouth and make him talk in funny voices. Or simply scaring the beejeebus out of people.

That is all :D

6 Responses to “Random Things”


  1. lissy
    on May 10th, 2010
    @ 22:04

    Yay for academic achievements! says girl who should be working on two big ass assignments she has due…

    I have a vampire masquerade themed kinky party to go this weekend… also will be getting 103… 104? strikes of Mr Thuddy…. for all the times I have said ‘like’ in a valley girl way in the last two months… I have already said there’s no point putting me on a cross because my legs will give way halfway through and that the sadistic domly one should expect to be called a fucker quite a number of times during the process…. hehehe afterwards I’ll be zombieslutgirl and if not taken home will probably annoy him going “Dick… I want dick… must be fucked.”

    That is seriously one of the weirdest sex toys I have ever scene, but in some respects I live a very sheltered life!


  2. moltenthought
    on May 10th, 2010
    @ 23:05

    You know I am so proud of you with your studies. I love seeing your joy with your well deserved success!

    Now…as for that scary thing… I think it is an excellent present for someone you hate. “Revenge of the muppet”. *nods*


  3. remittance girl
    on May 10th, 2010
    @ 23:11

    Congrats on your assignment and ew, ew, ew. It looks like a lamprey


  4. vanimp
    on May 10th, 2010
    @ 23:12

    I don’t get the inside of the mouth it looks like it’s trying to replicate something out of an alien movie O_O


  5. lissy
    on May 11th, 2010
    @ 02:18

    The teeth makes me think it might be for guys who have a hobo sex fetish


  6. foxyminx
    on May 11th, 2010
    @ 10:19

    rotfl @ the comments about the teeth… was so coming in to say the same thing! Hey, yay on your assignment!!!!

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