Wow. New Zealand is a country that boasts some amazingly talented creative people. There is also a spirit here that makes me proud to call myself a Kiwi.
A guy puts a song together, plonks it on youtube on the 17th April. Now it’s had over 20,000 views, and it’s just been sent off to Los Angeles to be digitally remastered. News article here
It’s over.
It’s not you, well actually it’s mostly you.
You just drag on forever and I’ve met someone better.
Their name is ‘the weekend’
I’m sorry it had to end this way.
‘beams’
“fun at the museum”
helllo
my name is phil mcbrigde. I was born and brought up in Atlanta,Georgia,United state and now work with the united states army department as a captain.
am 38 years old….i came across your profile on here and i felt you could be the one am looking for, so I have decided to write you this long message giving you the full details of me..
I like meeting new people and learning new things.Am a real guy who appreciates a gentlewoman.i don’t play games and i don’t want any woman to play me because i have had so many bad experience in my relationship in the past.. i have been hurt so many times and i know what it feels to be hurt.. am Intelligent,very educated,full of passions,attractive and very honest with anything i do in life …
I want to ask you- what if someone you never know ,someone you never meet ,someone you never talked to…was the only someone for you..think about it
Am looking for a very good serious relationship with a loving,caring,romantic,faithful and a honest woman.someone who’s going to love me and that i will love in returns…do you have IM so we could talk on messenger?…my yahoo id is cpt_philmcbrigde.am expecting to hear from you soon.
Kind Regards.
cpt.phil mcbrigde
Dear FillmahBridge,
Capital letters, spaces, commas and all that shit … counts. Especially when you waffle on about how quote ‘intelligent and very educated’ y’all are. You also seem to have missed a few important ‘s’ on the end of a few words and added them in other places they didn’t need to be. Is it special code for something like ‘spammer’ perhaps?
Anyways, thank you for the enlightening message and highly irritating waffle. One thing though, I’m a little confused. What exactly is a gentlewoman? Is it like a gentleman but with a skirt?
Btw. Nice ploy at emotional bait for unsuspecting women but if you really want to pull this off well you might want to think about taking a basic English course.
Signed,
Not stupid.
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