… otherwise known as the Duminant  Net Geek
Scurge of the interwebz.

Especially places like Collarme.com,  Alt.com and Bondage.com some have even filtered onto Fetlife.com

They sit at their computers, one hand poised on cock, salivating at the thought of sexing it up online. They hunt for cybersex. These types hang out in chatrooms, forums, community boards and scour porno sites. Most easily spotted by the conversation veering towards ‘sex’ and ‘cam’ in the first chat session. They use D/s and BDSM as an excuse to act like a sex starved tard online.

Another tactic used by the DNG is the ploy of yeeeeears of experience. Basically they were all sexing it up and being all Mastahly at the virile age of 15 on IRC.

They offer invisible collars, digital in nature, you can’t see it, can’t feel it, but it’s there ….. because he said so.

A DNG wants a ‘tw00′ submissive basically because they have no respect of boundaries, common courtesy and generally act like a jackass.

They use their best ‘duminant lines and then get pissy when you don’t play along and accuse you of not being a TRUE submissive.

They refer to you as ‘sub’ or ‘slave’ in the first message.  Normally those ones also tell you they have owned a sub/slave before (usually for a time period of one day to a whole weekend)

They assume you are compatible on a first conversation (basically because you replied to their first message … even if it was to tell them ‘no thanks’)

A general mating call of an HNG is “On your knees bitch! (slave, slut, whore, cunt *insert various other methods of degrading name calling*) they also assume their name is “Sir” or “Mastah” … amnesia and lack of a first name is common.

… feel free to cyberslap them out of your inbox with the use of the BLOCK function.

The DNG is also more commonly known as the Wannabe, the HNG, the snert or the control freak.

Generally they are idiots who use the guise of a computer screen to act like a tard.

At last count at the end of this week I have had five greet my inbox. They are like a rampant disease … be very wares … feel free to cyberslap them out of your inbox with the use of the BLOCK function.

More research is required but I am suspecting it is highly contagious. Please treat them as spam and place them in the junk box to keep them contained.

On the other hand there are also some awesome dudes out there.

It’s knowing the difference that counts.