• Author:
  • Published: Apr 21st, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 22

Flesh

She’s on heat.

Her mind awash with the thought of fucking. The smell of his scent stirring her cunt, her skin alive and encased by lust.

“It’s been too long”, her voice husky, warm breath whispers a path down his neck.

Like a huntress stalking her prey she closes in for the kill. She rubs herself against him, teeth and lips nibbling his chest, making her way down. Her head nuzzles his crotch drinking in the smell of the leather that encases the treasure she seeks. Determined.

A gasp as her head is yanked backwards by a fistful of hair. Dark eyes meet hers.

“So my little slut wants to be fucked hard hmm?”

Giving her no time to answer he smothers her mouth with his own and continues down her neck and leaves his teeth screaming on her skin. His mouth again covers her,  again but this time he sucks the breath right out of her until she struggles to break away.

She shudders and tries to look away to gather herself but a firm hand grabs her chin and forces her gaze back to his.

“On the bed now. Naked. Ass up cunt”

A defiant look crosses her face.

He smirks. He likes her like this, part of her wanting the control but mostly she wants it taken from her.

She stands there facing him, a smirk back and hands go to unbutton her shirt. He has no patience, she’s teased him enough. He steps  forward, pushes her on the bed and rips it open. She curses at being taken by surprise.  Pissed off he’s torn another favourite shirt.

“You are mine to do with as I please cunt, not when you want or demand.”

Angry, she struggles until his hand slaps her face. A gasp. Her eyes change, pulse quickens, her cunt throbs.

Her skirt is roughly yanked halfway down over her legs, pushing her over to her front, one hand on the back of her head. The sound of his belt being undone and the zip opening, releasing a hungry cock, draws a deep moan from her. She’s gone feral, he’s turned beast.

One tear and her knickers are off. He can smell her wanton desire.

His dirty little slut.

His hand rains down on her naked ass, a deep shade of red appearing. Whimpers and mewls come from the head pushed against the bed covers. A tear slides down her cheek. The sight of her reddened ass pushes all thought from his mind except the singular need for her, to feel his cock plunging into her, claiming her.

The skirt now pulled off and her body roughly pushed onto her back, he holds her so she can’t wriggle away.

Those dark eyes meet hers again.

“Tell me …”

“Please Sir fuck me hard”

“Good girl”

His mouth travels down to that wet wanting cunt of hers, he smiles as she moves to meet him.

Let the fucking commence….

  • Author:
  • Published: Apr 19th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 4

The DNG …

… otherwise known as the Duminant  Net Geek
Scurge of the interwebz.

Especially places like Collarme.com,  Alt.com and Bondage.com some have even filtered onto Fetlife.com

They sit at their computers, one hand poised on cock, salivating at the thought of sexing it up online. They hunt for cybersex. These types hang out in chatrooms, forums, community boards and scour porno sites. Most easily spotted by the conversation veering towards ‘sex’ and ‘cam’ in the first chat session. They use D/s and BDSM as an excuse to act like a sex starved tard online.

Another tactic used by the DNG is the ploy of yeeeeears of experience. Basically they were all sexing it up and being all Mastahly at the virile age of 15 on IRC.

They offer invisible collars, digital in nature, you can’t see it, can’t feel it, but it’s there ….. because he said so.

A DNG wants a ‘tw00′ submissive basically because they have no respect of boundaries, common courtesy and generally act like a jackass.

They use their best ‘duminant lines and then get pissy when you don’t play along and accuse you of not being a TRUE submissive.

They refer to you as ‘sub’ or ‘slave’ in the first message.  Normally those ones also tell you they have owned a sub/slave before (usually for a time period of one day to a whole weekend)

They assume you are compatible on a first conversation (basically because you replied to their first message … even if it was to tell them ‘no thanks’)

A general mating call of an HNG is “On your knees bitch! (slave, slut, whore, cunt *insert various other methods of degrading name calling*) they also assume their name is “Sir” or “Mastah” … amnesia and lack of a first name is common.

… feel free to cyberslap them out of your inbox with the use of the BLOCK function.

The DNG is also more commonly known as the Wannabe, the HNG, the snert or the control freak.

Generally they are idiots who use the guise of a computer screen to act like a tard.

At last count at the end of this week I have had five greet my inbox. They are like a rampant disease … be very wares … feel free to cyberslap them out of your inbox with the use of the BLOCK function.

More research is required but I am suspecting it is highly contagious. Please treat them as spam and place them in the junk box to keep them contained.

On the other hand there are also some awesome dudes out there.

It’s knowing the difference that counts. ;)

  • Author:
  • Published: Apr 18th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 5

Attention …

“Seeking a talented submissive web developer to help me with a new kinky website… “

And this …

The ****** website needs to be redesigned. We need a GOOD webdesigner who can help out of the goodness of their hearts please.

Daddy2babycakes responded about 1 month ago:

And apparently you need a sub designer because not too many Dom designers are going to work for free. :)


MissJordan responded about 1 month ago:

Thanks for your helpful comment. Right on point.

Every day, there are more and more posts on the internet, forums, chatrooms and message boards such as these seeking “designers/artists” for everything from auto graphics to comic books to corporate logo designs.

More people are finding themselves in need of some form of illustrative service. But what they’re NOT doing, unfortunately, is realizing how rare someone with these particular talents can be.

To those who are “seeking artists”, let me ask you; How many people do you know, personally, with the talent and skill to perform the services you need? A dozen? Five? One? …none? More than likely, you don’t know any. Otherwise, you wouldn’t be posting on here to find them. And this is not really a surprise. There are almost twice as many neurosurgeons as there are professional illustrators. There are eleven times as many certified mechanics.

There are SEVENTY times as many people in the IT field. So, given that they are less rare, and therefore less in demand, would it make sense to ask your mechanic to work on your car for free?

Would you look him in the eye, with a straight face, and tell him that his compensation would be the ability to have his work shown to others as you drive down the street? Would you offer a neurosurgeon the “opportunity” to add your name to his resume as payment for removing that pesky tumor? (Maybe you could offer him “a few bucks” for “materials”. What a deal!)

Would you be able to seriously even CONSIDER offering your web hosting service the chance to have people see their work, by viewing your website, as their payment for hosting you? If you answered “yes” to ANY of the above, you’re obviously insane.

If you answered “no”, then kudos to you for living in the real world.

But then tell me… why would you think it is okay to live out the same, delusional, ridiculous fantasy when seeking someone whose abilities are even less in supply than these folks? Graphic artists, illustrators, painters, etc., are skilled tradesmen. As such, to consider them as, or deal with them as, anything less than professionals fully deserving of your respect is both insulting and a bad reflection on you as a sane, reasonable person. In short, it makes you look like a twit.

A few things you need to know;

  1. It is not a “great opportunity” for an artist to have his work seen on your car/’zine/website/bedroom wall, etc. It IS a “great opportunity” for YOU to have their work there.
  2. It is not clever to seek a “student” or “beginner” in an attempt to get work for free. It’s ignorant and insulting. They may be “students”, but that does not mean they don’t deserve to be paid for their hard work. You were a “student” once, too. Would you have taken that job at McDonalds with no pay, because you were learning essential job skills for the real world? Yes, your proposition it JUST as stupid.
  3. The chance to have their name on something that is going to be seen by other people, whether it’s one or one million, is NOT a valid enticement. Neither is the right to add that work to their “portfolio”. They get to do those things ANYWAY, after being paid as they should. It’s not compensation. It’s their right, and it’s a given.
  4. Stop thinking that you’re giving them some great chance to work. Once they skip over your silly ad, as they should, the next ad is usually for someone who lives in the real world, and as such, will pay them. There are far more jobs needing these skills than there are people who possess these skills.
  5. Students DO need “experience”. But they do NOT need to get it by giving their work away. In fact, this does not even offer them the experience they need. Anyone who will not/can not pay them is obviously the type of person or business they should be ashamed to have on their resume anyway. Do you think professional contractors list the “experience” they got while nailing down a loose step at their grandmother’s house when they were seventeen? If you your company or gig was worth listing as desired experience, it would be able to pay for the services it received. The only experience they will get doing free work for you is a lesson learned in what kinds of scrubs they should not lower themselves to deal with.
  6. (This one is FOR the artists out there, please pay attention.) Some will ask you to “submit work for consideration”. They may even be posing as some sort of “contest”. These are almost always scams. They will take the work submitted by many artists seeking to win the “contest”, or be “chosen” for the gig, and find what they like most. They will then usually have someone who works for them, or someone who works incredibly cheap because they have no originality or talent of their own, reproduce that same work, or even just make slight modifications to it, and claim it as their own. You will NOT be paid, you will NOT win the contest. The only people who win, here, are the underhanded folks who run these ads. This is speculative, or “spec”, work. It’s risky at best, and a complete scam at worst. I urge you to avoid it, completely.   (there are however places where this doesn’t happen)

So to artists/designers/illustrators looking for work, do everyone a favor, ESPECIALLY yourselves, and avoid people who do not intend to pay you. Whether they are “spec” gigs, or just some guy who wants a free mural on his living room walls. They need you. You do NOT need them. Say NO to free art.

And for those who are looking for someone to do work for free. Please wake up and join the real world.

The only thing you’re accomplishing is to insult those with the skills you need. Get a clue.

Using the term “submissive” designer is just another ploy to get free work. Shame on you.

I spent a lot of hard earned money and time to get to where I am in the Graphic Design world and I will not teach or share my skills for FREE. The knowledge that I learned is valuable and the skills I’ve gained are valuable find someone else to devalue.

I get so god damn sick of people looking for a free ride.So if you are a dominant type who thinks a submissive will do your work for free don’t be looking at this one. Instead you’ll get an earful.

End rant.

  • Author:
  • Published: Apr 17th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 2

Gah!

Headaches, which I never get. Blurry vision.

Eye test in a couple of weeks. The joy of sitting infront of a computer and doing double time design work means something had to give. Everyone in my family wears glasses except me and my siblings. But I’m the oldest and I knew it would only be a matter of time before my eyes needed attention. I dunno I kinda think glasses are sexy hehe and I love the whole geek look.

So basically its meant sitting infront of this thing and writing and reading loads has resulted in sore eyes, annoying headaches which are not wanted. I have assignments due and artwork to finish so for now I have reading glasses on and pumped up on painkillers.

The other weird and annoying shit is my inbox has been graced with dudes wanting online long distance D/s shit and cybersexors and quite frankly it just makes me go eeeww. As much a couple are awesome dudes and I’ve had fantastic chats and distance is a bitch I just can’t.

No rephrase that, WONT go there. Past experiences put me off for life. I’d rather be single and plod along in my merry little world than go through all of that shit ever again. Living in a place such as I do and what I want means I probably won’t ever find what I am looking for and I am well aware of that. Tempting perhaps because sometimes I get down and out and lonely but reality?

Not doin it.

And seriously telling me I want your rock hard cock in me …. while I am sat here grinning like a twit and thinking … shit where did I put my ipod … thats as much cyber as my mind will muster. Nada. Zilch. Go watch some porn instead. However if on the other hand you are willing to give me brain fodder for writing some damn hawt erotica, I’m sure I could oblige. ;)

  • Author:
  • Published: Apr 16th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 7

‘beams fantastically’

God I love second hand shopping hehe it’s amazing what you can find when you hunt hard enough …

especially when one has midget feet and it’s almost impossible to find decent boots!

Ever better when I come home with my new aquisition and find a package waiting for me

with something fun inside to review …

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