• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Mar 18th, 2010
  • Nips & Bites: 4

Bratley

Dude pervs profile.

Impy goes and be’s nosey and pervs back. Meh.

A message appears in the inbox. Surprise!

Not really.

“Thank you for looking at my profile. Is there anything you need?”
(seriously this is one of the most unoriginal generic messages I see)

Impy rolls eyes. Ahem … dude … you perved I nosied end of story if I was really curious enough I’d have been back more than once or even better said hello.

I didn’t.

Impy replies …

“Yup. Coffee, flat white, no sugar thanks”

Rule number one: most women are not looking for instant sexors hook ups.

Be original. Engage in decent conversation.

‘beams’ :D

4 Responses to “Bratley”


  1. thepinkpoppet
    on Mar 19th, 2010
    @ 06:28

    tee-hee-hee


  2. lissy
    on Mar 19th, 2010
    @ 09:20

    fucking beautiful!


  3. vanimp
    on Mar 19th, 2010
    @ 10:11

    I get so damn annoyed with that type of message, especially when they perved first then they sit there and wait for you to look and then think you ‘need’ something.LOL bloody hell.


  4. nilla
    on Mar 20th, 2010
    @ 01:48

    I will say that Sir and i met via Fetlife, and He was….snarky almost.

    Got my attention immediately.

    “Are you being coy with this “vanilla designation” or just trying to confuse the kinkster population in general?”

    That was it. Hooked on the first line. The only line. I was by turns, annoyed, flustered, embarrassed, annoyed…and interested.

    6 months later…still hooked!

    nilla
    smiling

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