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  • Published: Feb 14th, 2010
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Game on …

“Fucking me until I pass out huh? Sounds like a challenge to me.”, I peered over my coffee cup with amusement.

He smiled.

It irked me he could be so arrogant to assume I’d fall for that shit.  To think he actually could. I paused and pondered over it a little more. All the while he watched the expressions wash over my face.

“I think you are just a little bit curious to find out what if I mean what I say I do. I think you may be annoyed at my arrogance. The fact that I know I can do it.”

That pissed me off even more because he was right. And he knew it.

Fucker.

“Oh piss off “, the tone of sarcasm dripping off my tongue, laughing.

Without warning he leant right in. Snatching eye contact with those dark eyes of his I couldn’t do anything but stare right back. I could not break his gaze.

I could feel the heat gathering in my crotch. I wanted to squirm away and hide under the table, anything to avoid those eyes burning into me. He knew.

“Admit it , go on. Underneath that demure facade you hold up, there’s the real you. I know you’ve been wanting to fuck me for a long while now. I know what you want and I also know what you need girl. I’ll have you breathless, spent and begging for more. All you have to do is tell me what you want.”

Ten minutes later we left for his place.

I did pass out.

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  • Published: Feb 13th, 2010
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Just Say No to VD

Yes. I would love to kick Cupid’s ass.

Impy is one of those people that really just gets bored and annoyed that people need a certain day to ‘be romantic’.Can people not do random acts of love without the requirement of a yearly calander date?

For one the price of roses goes through the roof at this time of the year. Funny that. Let’s bleed people’s wallets dry cause you HAVE to buy roses because it’s oooo it’s Valentine’s  Day and it’s ‘romantic’.

The poor dude that buys them will have to live on two minute noodles for the rest of the month because he spent all his wages on flowers he can’t afford.

If you have had anything resembling a date in the past couple of months this yearly holiday makes people do stupid shit like the “where is this going” talk. They don’t go making cards that say “I think I like you but right now it’s too soon to tell, so here’s a card and that’s it”. It puts silly pressure on people to ‘perform’. To display their love.

The generic teddy bears and love heart chocolate boxes and all that hoohah? They suck.

So do all the cards.

Go ahead and call me bitter. I’m not.

Valentines Day has been turned into yet another mass produced media frenzy for consumers to spend money on useless shit and I don’t understand why there should be ‘one’ day to celebrate loving someone.  It’s bullshit. Everyday you are with someone special that you adore should be special in some way. You don’t need to say it with expensive, over priced crap. Surprise the people you love in your life with random acts of love.

Don’t be a sheep.

And if you are single …. HAPPY SINGLES AWARENESS DAY. I’m wearing black. I’m having a party.

Cupid has a fucking lot to answer for.

Corrupted fucker.

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  • Published: Feb 12th, 2010
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Yes …

In that unforgivable way I do …

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  • Published: Feb 12th, 2010
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I want to know …

What do you ‘see’ in a sadists eyes when the beast inside unleashes itself?


What do you ‘see’ in a masochists eyes when they let you inside?

Tell me …

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  • Published: Feb 11th, 2010
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Triple Dog Dare ~ HNT

One should be careful daring the imp …

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Heh this post is just for lissy ‘beams’

HNT_1

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