Yurpeen Hoose of Edumacashuns of Slavishness
Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from slaves, it will be our policy to keep all slaves well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give our slaves more S.H.I.T. than any other establishment. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the training course, please see your nearest sadist. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our sadists are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you require.
Slaves who don’t know S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For slaves who are intending to pursue a career in doormat policies and consultancy, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes on how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING
B.I.G. S.H.I.T.
Sir Sadist That Will Make Your Life A Living Hell
S.S.T.W.M.Y.L.A.L.H)
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Belladonnax
on Jan 27th, 2010
@ 23:40:
Glad you received the memo.
Your name has been noted as being in D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.
You will be taught how to E.A.T.S.H.I.T. at the very next opportunity.
Rest assured you will have my personal attention on this matter
signed.
H.O.T.S.H.I.T.
vanimp
on Jan 27th, 2010
@ 23:44:
*slinks off to hide …. shit*
Belladonnax
on Jan 27th, 2010
@ 23:47:
hmm inSUBordination??
Two tutors needed for this stubborn case ….
MEMO : attach S.S.T.W.M.Y.L.A.L.H. to upcoming training session.
vanimp
on Jan 27th, 2010
@ 23:53:
Note to self: Call in sick to work for rest of week and barricade the hoose *blink*
Belladonnax
on Jan 28th, 2010
@ 00:56:
hmmm after some thought I believe the title B.I.G.S.H.I.T. is more appropriate for the trainer I have in mind
seeing as how you are a special case an’ all
xx
Kitti
on Jan 28th, 2010
@ 07:20:
Bwahaha.
I love!
vanimp
on Jan 28th, 2010
@ 11:00:
Note to self: Write a petition against tag team domming. Hmmmrrppff.
thepinkpoppet
on Jan 29th, 2010
@ 07:43:
WOW..that is a lot of “shit” to think about. More “shit” than I usually think about. When I was younger and just getting started in the world, I had a lot of “shit” thrown at me and I even threw some “shit” back. This was so cute, so funny and disturbingly sorta true in some ways. Tee-hee. Guess about now, you could say as my Sir does about me, I am sitting here with a big “shit-eating” grin on my face..even though I never actually eat shit. Thanks for making my day so much brighter.
vanimp
on Jan 29th, 2010
@ 09:00:
My pleasure
‘grins’