Seriously.
A bluey greeny tentacle all glowy and shit. I had lots of fun playing light saber tentacle star wars re-enactments too ‘beams’
Now before I begin … go read this … then come back and keep reading. Seriously there’s a reason why. Read it? Finished it?
Okay now … that was really hawt wasn’t it? (If you didn’t go read it … go do it or you won’t get the rest of this post) … I’m waiting….
Now you have a little insight as to the fantasy of tentacle sex there is a curiosity perhaps as to how one could possibly sate this fantasy with the use of a sex toy that looks and feels like a tentacle.
Remittance Girl explained it well in a recent post looking for writers who would like to submit erotica in this taboo genre …
What gets me after doing some research and reading up a little on this fascinating erotic fantasy is it can be seen to deal with the non consensual aspects. Being held down, stripped naked and every orifice penetrated by tentacles probing, fucking and being covered in some slime like substance and alien type cum. It’s sick, it’s dark and it’s taboo.
In Japan it’s a huge aspect of hentai and anime porn.
Imagine being caught by one freakishly ugly and very perverted monster that loves fucking chicks using his miriad of tentacles. Your hands and legs are held down by strong tentacles that wrap around your limbs and pin you down, tearing off all of your clothes, spreading your long legs wide open and then pushing his huge tentacle deep inside your pussy. You cry out and suddenly your voice is muffled with another tentacle pushing itself inside your hungry mouth. Another tentacle is playing about the opening of your ass. Other tentacles are groping, squeezing and sucking on your nipples …
You get the idea huh?
Still not sure? Perhaps you need more convincing?
Now if that has you curious enough you can sit down and watch Impy waffling about how she got this freakish toy to try out and her experience (plus my weird kiwi accent hehe)
Feel free to read my review too. If you have tentacle fantasies then this toy could be the one to sate them. And hell even if you don’t want tentacle sexors it’s an awesome desk ornament for seafaring lovers and octopus enthusiasts!
I now want robot sex. *nods*
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(pssstt by the way, all the red text? … they are surprise links to all sorts of things lol .. some are NSFW)
kaya
on Jan 29th, 2010
@ 23:43:
Your accent is adorable!
Tentacle sex is freaky!
remittance girl
on Jan 30th, 2010
@ 04:05:
I am truly HONOURED! Hehe. And I love your toy. And your accent is charming, impy!
nilla
on Jan 30th, 2010
@ 08:46:
I’ve read some tentacle sex (some good ones…RG’s story was a great link, btw!)…it’s not my thing per se, but i wrote a story about it and now i can’t stop thinking about it. Egads! now there is a toy to lust after ??? I’m lost. truly. (grins) I like the look of it because it looks like it has a nice girth. (my thing …finding a fat dildo is not easy…i am the dismayed owner of 4 skinny ones!!)
Thanks for the great review, the sweet accent (accent, wot accent?), and as always, sayin’ it like it is!
nilla
vanimp
on Jan 30th, 2010
@ 08:57:
@kaya Haha glad you enjoyed! Yes I agree it’s freaky but oddly interesting in this case lol
@RG Omg that story made me think differently. My pleasure, you so deserve recognition for your writing, mebe I am a biased fan
xx
@nilla I am glad you enjoyed RG’s story wasn’t it great? It has never been my thing but reading that and doing some research got me slightly curious as to using the toy. And girthy? Fuck yes loved it
foxyminx
on Jan 31st, 2010
@ 08:07:
Mmmmmm hentai and anime porn…. drools…. lol
Tristan
on Jan 31st, 2010
@ 08:42:
Tent-tickle sex, eh? I suppose I can see how it all sort of relates to losing control but….
On the subject of anime…I saw a funny quote once, that I neither approve of nor totally object to…
Under a wonderfully drawn anime slave girl: “Anime: Because some paedophiles can draw.
I laughed a bit but it made me uncomfortable to be bunching everyone into a category. There’s just too much of that.
Now, this quote is, by far, my favourite and it’s one I try to remember as often as possible:
All general statements are false.
Words to live by.
On Kiwi accents (of which yours is particularly fine, Imp): I was once in Wellington for a dragon boat festival and this team of female paddlers had a local guy acting as their sweep (the guy who steers). He was great. He used to shout orders, of course, of which my favourite was “Piddles up, Lie-dees”
Tristan
on Jan 31st, 2010
@ 08:44:
Crap….I forgot to mention how beautiful those bruises are. So…..yeah….lovely… really….just lovely.
viemoira
on Jan 31st, 2010
@ 15:17:
strangely intriguing toy…
Yes- I enjoy the accent
Perhaps you could hint on me how exactly to get the proper balance (I sux at graphics
)
vanimp
on Jan 31st, 2010
@ 15:51:
@Tristan lol yes hentai and anime have never really ‘tickled’ me before and still don’t but I know it has a huge fanbase. I agree with that statement and it’s half the reason I hate drawing any of it. I had a client ages ago who was dead set on getting me to start drawing anime and I flat out declined. Not my thing at all. Great however for examples when it comes to tentacle sex LOL
Hehe kiwi accents are most definitely unique … ‘fush and chups’ is a common pisstake
Thank you re the brusies .. I quite like them too and there are many to poke and prod. They are doing the rainbow color thing now.
@vie … Yes intriguing is one word foe it
… proper balance? Explain please?
Robin
on Feb 2nd, 2010
@ 11:42:
I’ve never really considered tentacle sex before, but I think this is going to have to go on my wish list now
Robin
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@ 11:50:
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