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  • Published: Jan 4th, 2010
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Have you seen the machine that goes ‘ping’ ?

If you want to check out what Impy’s been playing with look below. I’ve been quiet for the past couple days because I’ve been writing like a mad thing elsewhere and catching up on a bit of work. Holidays over back to normal hehe.

A big thank you to Eden Fantasys for allowing me to try all this wonderful smexchay bevvy of things and to be able to share it with you guys.

Nipple Grippin Butterfly Clamps
A Night of Deviancy with a Fun Game
Tease and Tantalize until Impy gets annoyed and moves for the Hitachi
Impy’s Little Black Box of Dastardly Kinkiness

Lotsa fun. Normal services shall resume tomorrow …

4 Responses to “Have you seen the machine that goes ‘ping’ ?”


  1. Belladonnax
    on Jan 5th, 2010
    @ 20:44

    Great detailed review Impy. It is cool to be able to see such detail about the different products – especially for stuff you can’t go into a shop and pick up with your own hands before buying. Your video reviews are Teh_Awsum!!


  2. vanimp
    on Jan 5th, 2010
    @ 21:36

    Thank you hun :D


  3. Biddable
    on Jan 6th, 2010
    @ 02:28

    Ugh. I’m such a mom. I immediately started thinking about all the chocolate and such I could lock away where the kids wouldn’t be able to find it.

    Kinky FAIL.


  4. vanimp
    on Jan 6th, 2010
    @ 10:06

    Heh Biddable actually I am still considering using it as a pens and arty farty holder thing for taking to uni … cause yano I like to be different and I can headfuck people and tell them it’s also my kink box ;) ‘beams’

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