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thepinkpoppet
on Jan 25th, 2010
@ 06:26:
Damned! Wonder what ever happened to poor innocent Molly? I wasn’t that age in the 50′s and never got those particular ‘lessons’…thank goodness, but the ones I did get many years after this were probably worse with even less info. So thankful that education and especially sexual information has advanced and removed the stigma and blinders for young people, even though there is still a lot of misinformation out there.
foxyminx
on Jan 25th, 2010
@ 17:10:
“Plan to wear your prettiest dress” rotfl rotfl rotfl