I was all ready to write about vegetable sex today and ask who’s done it and why it’s such a taboo topic.
Barely anyone will admit to it but loads have tried it.
Where did the idea come from? An erotica book I am reviewing and will soon write about. Fuck and that was only the third story.
But I’m not quite in the mood to get my head around the topic and I have work to get done. Gah.
So I’m sat here wondering what the fuck to write because well I’ve have a craving for immense privacy of late. Far too many nosey fuckers poking about in my personal life.
I love this place, it’s my baby. As much as I love writing about kink stuff and sex toys and all things deviant I have had a need to close off from writing about personal stuff here for a while. I’m still going to write about kinky things and nilla things but it’ll be about stuff and nonsense, rants and hoohah and not so much a journal because it’s become to invasive for me. Oh and with uni shit that’s going to be enveloping my brain it’s highly likely you’ll get random arty farty waffling too.
For those that want more private chats my email is up there *points to the top corner* … if you want me to write about something in particular then poke me.
The recent travelling reminded me that things are about to change for the better for me again with putting myself first and doing the things I want to do.I’ve been getting my nomadic urge of late. A dying need to have some space mentally and physically. It hits every now and then and being spontaneous and doing things on a whim are sometimes just what I need for an energy boost.
I’ve been so focused on everything else but me over the last year that it’s been refreshing to have some time out to do a few things that don’t involve being there for everyone else and just doing my own thing. Something I can call mine. With uni coming I know my workload is going to increase a hell of a lot. I know that I am going to have to time manage and find time out in amongst the madness that is going to come. I’m ready for it. I’m chomping at the bit to get started.
So this year is for me. The things I want to do.
I have spent six long years being the stay at home mum, the house wench, the cook, the cleaner and all the things motherhood entails. Now it’s time to start down that career path and head down, butt up and full speed ahead. I have had a good chat with the little one and explained that mummy is going to go to school this year as well and that it’s going to be a long day for both of us and talked to him about after school care and he’s keen as mustard which has taken a load off. I do worry but I know he’s going to be fine because there’s loads of other kids there he knows from school too. Being a stay at home mum by choice for so long brings with it a sadness that things are changing but it’s long overdue. I want to make a damn good go of it and become financially sorted and be able to create a lifestyle for both of us where we can have fun and enjoy things.
I’ve been thinking about things I want to do with the little one, hopefully some travel later on in the year too. A couple more weeks and the little one starts school and then a couple more weeks and my adventure begins. I can already smell the new art gear and the stationary and all the arty things hehe. Am I the only person that gets silly over new art gear and stationary? Meh someone has to be weird 
So here I am.
I can feel the change coming and I want it.
I’m getting impatient.
It’s like a breath of fresh air.
Oh and the toy review that’s coming … here’s another clue … this chicka is an awesome writer go read dammit.
An Artist Exposed
on Jan 20th, 2010
@ 21:45:
OK – I have no personal history with vegetables but art materials and stationary – Oh Yes I know exactly what you mean
Chloe
on Jan 21st, 2010
@ 04:18:
Sex using a vegetable? Check.
Had to eat it after? Check.
(English cucumber, in case you were wondering.)
Am I confused about the topic? It’s veggies in your nether-cavities, yeah? Do people really not talk about this? Weird.
~Chloe
vanimp
on Jan 21st, 2010
@ 12:42:
@AnArtist Exposed hehe you gave me an idea re our wee chat yesterday … smutty writing here I come
@Chloe For some reason people get freaked out and clam up. Tis amusing. Used vegetables … Yes. Eaten them … non-consensually yes. I now do not like cucumbers.
Liras
on Jan 21st, 2010
@ 13:51:
Glad to hear that you will be feeding your wanderlust. The trick is to only chain it for so long and it won’t bite!
No veggies inserted here but I have asked a few to do a comparison of size. Veggies are healthy, yes?
trinity-pup
on Jan 21st, 2010
@ 21:23:
Vegetable sex is intriguing to me tho I’ve never experienced it… yet! Looking forward to reading more here!
Ooh good luck with the new art direction! It sounds a great plan and I think you need to be a bit more selfish and give yourself new challenges. It sounds like a very interesting time ahead for imp!
t. x
thepinkpoppet
on Jan 22nd, 2010
@ 08:27:
From many people I have talked to, this seems to be fast becoming a pivotal year for many, not just you. Although I must admit, you going to school (yeah for you!) and spreading your ‘wings’ makes you the front-runner for the biggest or most radical change, with the exception of a guy I talked to the other day (he is getting a divorce after 20 years because he realized last year that he is actually gay—Can’t believe it took him so long). You should be very proud of yourself hon…you are doing what so many will never do…taking a chance, making a change, stepping out of their comfort zone to do something new. For what it is worth, I’m proud to know you.
As for the veggie sex…tee-hee…hell yes I’ve done it. Don’t know why someone would admit to using a dildo/vibrator and yet be embarrassed to admit to using a piece of produce. I live by something my dad taught me when I was very little…A I O (adapt, improvise, overcome). So during a time, eons ago in my life, when I needed a sex toy, yet did not have one, I improvised. Hey….zucchini, cucumbers, fat blocky carrots work ok…but a nice Oriental Eggplant is just right..not too thick or thin and sort of spongy instead of rock hard like some other likely vegetable. Haha. I admit it…I have more kinks than a cheap garden hose!
http://thepinkpoppet.wordpress.com
nilla
on Jan 23rd, 2010
@ 02:26:
Okay, yes, i have done and still do it. I have a few sex toys, but they often don’t do the trick. I, like poppet, am in the improvise place. I don’t have 100. 00 for the vibe i’d love. Nor the dildo of my dreams. So…i googled “make your own sex toys” and found a site that had some great suggestions!
I do put a condom over the cukes because…yanno, one never knows what’s sprayed on it that won’t come off until it’s buried in your pussy…and that would be fun to explain to the doctor, wouldn’t it? (nilla goes off in gales of laughter!)
so, cheapskate that i am i can afford to get 2 cukes and use ‘em until they die. But i wil try oriental eggplants…hmmmm wonder if i could feed them to the wife all unknowing…(such a bad little slut!—naah…wouldn’t do that…would i??)
nilla
laughing like a lunatic