A couple weeks ago…
Little dude (nearly six) comes in from school dumps his bag on the floor and sighs.
Impy: Hard day at school huh?
Little Dude: Macey was annoying me today.
Impy: Awww why what happened?
Little Dude: She kept following me everywhere and wouldn’t leave me alone
Impy: Awww does she like you?
Little Dude: *chest all puffed out* Yeah she likes me.
A few days ago …
Little dude comes in from school. Rogue and I are sat yacking with a coffee up in my office bit. Little dude dumps his bag on the floor and proceeds to tell me he’s had a good day and been playing soccer. Impy asks him if he played soccer with his girlfriends.
Little Dude: Yeah
Impy: And just how many girlfriends do you have now? (Impy always is confuddled with this one and slightly worried her son is becoming a wee 5 year old Cassanova)
Little Dude: Bout a hundred
Impy: Wow really?
Little dude: Yeah I have lots
Impy: So do they all chase you?
Little dude: Yeah and they kiss me
Rogue: Where?
Little dude: In hiding places
At this point Impy’s mummy radar of protective shotgun abilities starts to rise.
Impy: What hiding places?
Little dude: Behind the bushes
Impy is thinking phew I was thinking of bodily hiding places. Thank fuck.
Rogue: So where do they kiss you? On the lips?
Little dude: *points to his pants in the vicinity of his pecker with a grin* There …
Impy is at this point quite horrified.
Rogue is smirking and laughing at me yet quite surprised as well.
Both of us are kinda speechless.
What has that wee girl seen to go and kiss him on his pants?!?!?!
Omg Impy is quite freekin out and does not want to think any further on this subject at this point and sends him off for afternoon tea.
Rogue: I’m jealous. At that age?
Impy: Shut up just shut up.
*blinks*
dangerous lilly
on Dec 4th, 2009
@ 21:32:
Bah, kiddo's just yankin your chain….
*recalls kindergarten when she showed the lilttle boy that she liked what he strawberry shortcake panties looked like*
er, hopefully.
Chloe
on Dec 4th, 2009
@ 22:35:
Well, if my thirteen year old Godsister has friends who are pregnant… I guess it's possible.
But. Wow. Just, wow
Also, I enjoy when you refer to yourself as Impy. It makes me HAPPY!
~Chloe
thepinkpoppet
on Dec 5th, 2009
@ 00:35:
OMG, I am so glad I don't have kids at home anymore! Whew! I'd be nutz. Tee-hee.
viemoira
on Dec 5th, 2009
@ 16:53:
Ek that is just plain scary at that she! Good luck!
Lexi
on Dec 6th, 2009
@ 09:22:
x.x;
Belladonnax
on Dec 6th, 2009
@ 18:52:
cute little dude
selkie
on Dec 7th, 2009
@ 13:41:
Imp- I would follow up on this. seriously. sorry, but I don't think it funny that a 6 year old is aware of that – and wonder if something is going on that shouldn't – either with him or with the little girls.
vanimp
on Dec 7th, 2009
@ 19:09:
No worries selkie I'm actually seeing his teacher tomorrow and having a chat about it with her. He's fine this end but I am slightly worried all the same. We've has chats and he's told me he asked her not to do it and he hides in the boys toilets to get away from her so I shall be having a chat to the teacher anyways. xx
selkie
on Dec 9th, 2009
@ 11:32:
I knew you would imp… just that having had four kids, my youngest in grade 3 started saying some definitely age inappropriate shit – I followed up and found out some kid was in the process of trying to sexually abuse her- starting with comments (in grade 3!) about wanting her to suck his dick etc. It is unfortunate but there are some pretty twisted people out there and god love their children, but being exposed to what they are exposed to creates anger, inappropraite sexual acting out and predatory behavour. I know how vigilent you are with your guy- but by following up you may save some child's sanity who conceivably might be being abused and is acting it out by saying inappropriate things to your guy.
Not all kids are as fortunate as ours to have parents who care and are aware whe things are out of sync!
vanimp
on Dec 9th, 2009
@ 18:52:
Well an update I have spoken to her teacher and let her know that I am concerned about the fact that at that age a young girl is displaying that kind of behaviour. As far as the teacher doing something about it I am not so sure she will, she seemed a little unconcerned. She has asked me to let her know if it happens again. The little one and I have sat down and talked about it and he knows it's not okay, apparently he told her to stop it and ran away and hid in the loos to get away from her and he knows if it happens again to tell mummy.