• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Nov 12th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 19

Sex Whaaaa? -HNT

Hold on to your pants! This is a long post today, well rather a long list.

I’m quite surprised and kinda freaked out by having a mention on this list as I don’t classify myself as a sex blogger. I haven’t had freekin sex in over a year … yup, that’s correct. A sex blogger that doesn’t have sex. Actually Molten and I were giggling because I seriously have forgotten when I did last LOL. There are alot of reasons as to why and I’m quite happy to say that I don’t find it a major issue.

I love writing about sex, I love writing about other things too. I suppose sex with myself and my toys and my kinky escapades could be termed as sex as it’s really an individual definition but when it comes to being plonked on a Sex Bloggers List I just well, I am in awe of the many writers out there who chronicle their sexual escapades whereas little ol me has none lol. Except pleasuring myself.

Hah. That I can do and do it well.

Don’t get me wrong, I love sex. But it’s more important for me to have quality and long term, over quantity and random interludes.Days of the casual fuck are well and truely over it’s just not my thing, it’s hollow and unwanted in my life. And well things are hurtling along career wise and work wise and xmas is coming and I just don’t have the energy right now to be throwing myself into any form of relationship. Life is full up with fun and laughter and things that make me smile. If I happen to trip over Mists Charming Pants in my travels I’ll be sure to let you know.

So this is impy with her hands in her pockets because I don’t really feel like waving my hands about and saying heeey I’m a sex blogger.

It feels weird. I’m just me. I prefer not to have a label.

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Seriously though there’s some freekin cool writers on this list so go check out all the Sex Bloggers of 2009, cheers to Rori at Between my Sheets.

  1. Coquitten (website)
  2. Alexa (website)
  3. AAG (website)
  4. Bad, Bad Girl (website)
  5. TBK (website)
  6. Mistress Matisse (website)
  7. Miss Mia (website)
  8. Thursday’s Child (website)
  9. Roger (website)
  10. Sinclair (website)
  11. Sylvanus…
  12. and Mina (website)
  13. Natt Nightly (website)
  14. Jake (website)
  15. Lyn (website)
  16. Adriana Ravenlust (website)
  17. Sexy Sadie (website)
  18. Shay (website)
  19. Lilly (website)
  20. Nadia (website)
  21. Joan Price (website)
  22. Madison (website)
  23. Anal Amy (website)
  24. Z (website)
  25. Essin Em (website)
  26. Easily Aroused (website)
  27. Blacksilk (website)
  28. Sleeping Dreamer (website)
  29. Melen…
  30. and rayne…
  31. and Master KKT…
  32. and cinnamon (website)
  33. That Toy Chick (website)
  34. Red (website)
  35. Tom Allen (website)
  36. Vix (website)
  37. Coy Pink (website)
  38. Lady Pandorah (website)
  39. BackseatBoohoo (website)
  40. Epiphora (website)
  41. Aurore (website)
  42. Miss KissThis (website)
  43. Storm (website)
  44. Ron Jazz (website)
  45. Josie Jacobs (website)
  46. Distracted (website)
  47. Deviant Dyke (website)
  48. Joanna Cake (website)
  49. Sapphire Jay (website)
  50. Sarah (website)
  51. Kimberly (website)
  52. Duchess (website)
  53. Figleaf (website)
  54. The Caged Songbird (website)
  55. Kaya (website)
  56. Ms. Justine (website)
  57. Luka (website)
  58. Ang (website)
  59. Perverted Negress (website)
  60. Harlot (website)
  61. Vixen (website)
  62. Anakan…
  63. and Padme (website)
  64. Wilhemina (website)
  65. Axe (website)
  66. Amber (website)
  67. Lucy Vonne (website)
  68. Rogue (website)
  69. SSS (website)
  70. Kyle (website)
  71. Amorous Rocker (website)
  72. Sera (website)
  73. Lolita Wolf (website)
  74. Elle (website)
  75. Scarlet St Syr (website)
  76. Charlotte Thorpe (website)
  77. An Unassuming Girl (website)
  78. Maymay (website)
  79. True Pleasure (website)
  80. Bad Influence Girl (website)
  81. Diva (website)
  82. Raven Quince (website)
  83. Autumn (website)
  84. Vanilla Impaired (website) <<<< the one who is a nun ;)
  85. Wil (website)
  86. Robin (website)
  87. Panthera Pardus (website)
  88. Ell (website)
  89. Miss Communication…
  90. and Captain Pants…
  91. and A.E. (website)
  92. Roxy (website)
  93. Secretly Naughty (website)
  94. Abby Williams (website)
  95. Subheart (website)
  96. Sequoia Redd (website)
  97. Innocent Loveboy (website)
  98. Liljgrrl…
  99. and Nawa*G (website)
  100. YOU! As always that last person on the list is you. Please, please, please leave a comment below promoting your own blog (or the blog of someone you love). Links are welcome, as long as they lead us to a sex-related blog, not a retail website or porn aggregation site.
  1. Vixen posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 05:57.

    It was well deserved. :)

    Love the pics. You look great from the back, hehe.

  2. southerngirl posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 06:19.

    AWESOME!!! Front – back – all the way round I bet….

    xo

  3. Liras posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 06:24.

    I am not surprised you have not had sex for a while.

    My personal rule of thumb is to live calmly and unsullied, as so to write like a nasty trollop with a frantic need to…write.

    *grin*

  4. vanimp posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 06:30.

    Haha I agree ;) … somehow it works rather well …

  5. Laurie posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 07:17.

    Congratulations !!! I think you deserve a spot on the top list! ____And what a lovely HNT! I love the black and white effect, and you sure do fill out your clothes nicely!!

    Happy HNT!

    xoxo

  6. mina posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 07:29.

    you look fantastic in a pair of jeans! HHNT

  7. Lilly posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 11:37.

    nice ass! ;)
    shush you do too belong on that list my dear and dare I say….moreso than some others? No ok I won't say it outloud……oops….

  8. viemoira posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 12:04.

    i think it is well deserved- nice ass! :P HHNT!

  9. thepinkpoppet posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 13:40.

    What the frigging heck do you think being a sex blogger is hon? Do you talk about sex? yes. Do you think about sex? DUH! Do you like sex toys? Tee-hee-hee. You ARE one! And as far as I am concerned, you are suppose to be on that list! Da Poppet haz spoken. End of conversation!. (big hugs and congrats).

  10. lapis ruber posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 14:44.

    You well deserve your listing – I'd have placed you much higher. :-) Happy HNT!

  11. nilla posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 15:02.

    I was happy to see you there, too Impy…altho i do have you beat on the no sex thing…almost 6 years now, and although my relationship w/my wife is good, it's better now that i've taken my pleasure into my own hands (so to speak, lol!)…

    great HNT! I do love your pent. Cleavage is okay…heehehhee…who'm I kiddin??? Its all great!

    hugs and congrats, m'dear,

    nilla

  12. Nolens Volens posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 17:49.

    Congrats to you for making the list…sex notwithstanding. Don't forget the plan in the story I wrote for you. ;) HHNT!

  13. the eternal list posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 18:26.

    you are absolutely gorgeous!

  14. Sage posted the following on November 12, 2009 at 22:14.

    Excellent ass!!

    I'd be all the time biting it!

  15. Biddable posted the following on November 14, 2009 at 06:32.

    Congratulations!

    Wish I looked like that from the back. Sheesh! Nice ass, lady!

  16. vanimp posted the following on November 14, 2009 at 11:09.

    Oh I have that nicely tucked away for a rainy day ;) xxx

  17. vanimp posted the following on November 14, 2009 at 11:11.

    Yano I am starting to think there's something to what Liras said about writing erotica ;)

  18. vanimp posted the following on November 14, 2009 at 11:11.

    Grins and does what shes told xxx

  19. Elle posted the following on November 15, 2009 at 23:28.

    Yup, great HNT pics, and congrats for being considered a sex blogger, and one of the top ones at that! :)

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