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  • Published: Nov 30th, 2009
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Aaaakkk

I logged in for all of two nanoseconds ….

“Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 9:40 PM (4 minutes ago)

vanillaimpaired, you received a message on Collarme.com from masterhunk on 11/30/09 at 1:40:32 PM. (pwhoooar awesome original name … NOT)

You can click here to view this user’s profile. You can click here to read this message. The Collarme Team

>>> Please do not respond to this notification email.  This account is not monitored.

Goes to look without logging in ….

pfffttt

*head desk*

Anyone care to even imagine what the pm entails? I don’t wanna look.

*speechless*

Too funneh O_o  … Dude is now teh famous dominate of teh interwebz *beams*


7 Responses to “Aaaakkk”


  1. slave b
    on Nov 30th, 2009
    @ 09:49

    lol – thats a bit on the funny side of ordinary :-)


  2. Biddable
    on Nov 30th, 2009
    @ 17:27

    Shit, that's awesome.

    So you responded, right?


  3. vanimp
    on Nov 30th, 2009
    @ 18:37

    Hehe slaveb yep ;)

    Biddable .. oh gawd no it's encourages them to reply and I wasn't in the mood for dealing with trolls. I did have a nosey this morning to see the message … I have read ur profile and wanna still take a chance…. hi.. i am a guy looking for someone like you…. would love to discover my dom side with your submissive nature…. if distance is a problem then i would like to have cam sessions…. send me your yahoo id if interested …. HORRID LOL


  4. Chloe
    on Nov 30th, 2009
    @ 19:16

    On the plus side, his English seems really good, so if you told him to "Fuck off and die, you insufferable twat," there's about a good chance he'd understand you.

    ~Chloe, always able to find the bright side!


  5. dangerouslilly
    on Dec 1st, 2009
    @ 03:08

    that shit right there is why I left collarme.


  6. vanimp
    on Dec 1st, 2009
    @ 06:19

    LOL Chloe I might just use that one *grins*

    Aye Lilly I do say hello to the odd person and if they are relatively normal I tell them to go suss out Fetlife instead, if they are asshats I tend to delete the messages these days and simply not bother but ones like this have to make you laugh sometimes ;)


  7. This Could Be Dangerous… » Blog Archive » You hang in there Sunshine, you’re special
    on Dec 4th, 2009
    @ 16:32

    [...] Mz. Impy reminded me a few days ago why I left CollarMe. The other kink social site I belong to isn’t anywhere near as bad but there are the occasional dickheads there. I have a profile on these two forums – posting sexy things, pics, etc and on the one the messages are usually more respectful and complimenting and such. [...]

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