Author: vanimp
Published: Nov 30th, 2009
Nips & Bites: 7

Aaaakkk

I logged in for all of two nanoseconds ….

“Mon, Nov 30, 2009 at 9:40 PM (4 minutes ago)

vanillaimpaired, you received a message on Collarme.com from masterhunk on 11/30/09 at 1:40:32 PM. (pwhoooar awesome original name … NOT)

You can click here to view this user’s profile. You can click here to read this message. The Collarme Team

>>> Please do not respond to this notification email. This account is not monitored.

Goes to look without logging in ….

*head desk*

Anyone care to even imagine what the pm entails? I don’t wanna look.

*speechless*

Too funneh O_o … Dude is now teh famous dominate of teh interwebz *beams*

slave b posted the following on November 30, 2009 at 09:49.
lol – thats a bit on the funny side of ordinary
Biddable posted the following on November 30, 2009 at 17:27.
Shit, that's awesome.

So you responded, right?
vanimp posted the following on November 30, 2009 at 18:37.
Hehe slaveb yep

Biddable .. oh gawd no it's encourages them to reply and I wasn't in the mood for dealing with trolls. I did have a nosey this morning to see the message … I have read ur profile and wanna still take a chance…. hi.. i am a guy looking for someone like you…. would love to discover my dom side with your submissive nature…. if distance is a problem then i would like to have cam sessions…. send me your yahoo id if interested …. HORRID LOL
Chloe posted the following on November 30, 2009 at 19:16.
On the plus side, his English seems really good, so if you told him to "Fuck off and die, you insufferable twat," there's about a good chance he'd understand you.

~Chloe, always able to find the bright side!
dangerouslilly posted the following on December 1, 2009 at 03:08.
that shit right there is why I left collarme.
vanimp posted the following on December 1, 2009 at 06:19.
LOL Chloe I might just use that one *grins*

Aye Lilly I do say hello to the odd person and if they are relatively normal I tell them to go suss out Fetlife instead, if they are asshats I tend to delete the messages these days and simply not bother but ones like this have to make you laugh sometimes
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