So in my little world of fuckedupedness the little one and I have the Tooth Dragon, not the Tooth Fairy because I like doing things differently. The story goes The Tooth Dragon loves to eat bones and little childrens teeth that have fell out make great snacks and because one is so kind to give the dragon their falled out teeth well he’s kind enough to share some of his shiney’s with you. So when the little one has a tooth that’s decided to fall out the Tooth Dragon will come along and take his snack and leave a little gift of shiney’s.
Same thing with the Parking Fairy, she’s all about fun and shopping and happy stuff so when one asks the Parking Fairy to find one a park so they can go shopping and do some serious retail therapy “taaaadaaahhh” there’s a perfect park. She’s pretty damn good and she will pretty much always make a perfect car park appear just when you need it. As long as you do some form of retail therapy she’s all happy. Well that’s my story and I’m stickin to it.
Now why the fuck is she talking about Dragons and Fairie’s you ask?
Well I asked the Buzzy Orgasm Fairy for a new toy the other night as I hate the one I have it is seriously horrid and it’s pink and I am too damn broke to afford another one right now.
Well fuck me sideways! YES there really is a Buzzy orgasm Fairy, honest!
Well hell, there must be because I opened my inbox this morning and there was an email from Eden Fantasys (thank you guys you are most awesome) with an assignment request and OMG “squeeeeee” … a new buzzy toy to try out.
So like the toy addict I am I accepted . I am sat here asking myself is my fascination for toys part of a buried fetish for robot sex? Mebe.
Either way the toy they are sending me is intriguing and I am looking forward to writing a review on it. The company that manufactures the toy is Evolved Novelties and I have always loved their funky packaging and logo design (it’s the graphics geek in me) and the toy itself well I am damn curious to see if it’s as fun as it looks. These beauty’s apparently are bendable and will mould to your own shape and I am thinking if they have the power and the bendy options then it could be quite fun. Fingers crossed I get a purple one and not pink. It’s aslo suppossed to be shower and bath friendly which in this household is a freekin bonus!
So when it arrives and when I try it out I’ll let you know.
Right now I am just chuffed there is a Buzzy Orgasm fairy looking out for me 
thepinkpoppet
on Oct 1st, 2009
@ 12:10:
Hey, when you get something PINK that you don’t want…you know where to send it! LOL.
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Curvaceous Dee
on Oct 1st, 2009
@ 12:14:
I love love LOVE my Evolved Citroen – that’s their shower toy (I use it every other day). So I hope their other products are as good!
xx Dee
mina
on Oct 1st, 2009
@ 13:40:
Hmmm now this looks like something worth trying. I’m looking forward to reading your review.
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Nilla
on Oct 2nd, 2009
@ 00:34:
Okay, first of all I LOVE The idea of a tooth dragon and could smack myself silly for not thinkin’ of that myself. We’re already invested in the tooth fairy, and on kiddo 3 (of 4) so….sigh. Our Fairy grinds toothies up to replentish her fairy dust for making dreams come true, although I wonder sometimes if she might not also make some funky furniture from some of the good ones, lol!
I have a “goddess Asphaulta” that I chant to when I need either a stoplight break for an upcoming light or a parking spot…works every time. I have a natural esp about driving anyway, tell you about it some time, it’s strange but it has saved my life twice.
I am really looking forward to your toy review. Still don’t have a vibe, and am still looking for the perfect (large, non representational ) dildo for me. Have several kinds, like the Silk, by tantus…love their products but its just not big enough for me, even the large. Found one by Doc Johnson, but those products always give me a huge burn factor in my nether regions…and who needs to go around all day w/cunt burn, I ask ya? Anyway, I’m writin’ a book here, sorry, your blog….this toy looks pretty promising! And if it’s got a vibe, maybe it doesn’t need to be too big?
Nilla
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viemoira
on Oct 2nd, 2009
@ 01:41:
oh a buzzy orgasm fairy!! i think i have been visited once or twice!
i am completely freaked out by you making the correlation ” I am sat here asking myself is my fascination for toys part of a buried fetish for robot sex? Mebe.”
i have a strange fear of robots and of course i am obsessed with toys!
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Sephani Paige
on Oct 3rd, 2009
@ 03:16:
Would you happen to know if there is a Pain Nymph lurking anywhere about? If so could you send her my way!?!?! I never really got off on buzzy bits in my girlie bits but I do so love my pyrex! Its shaped and curved and oh so nommish! Have you ever done a review on remote controlled buzzies? Master wants to get one that’s bluetooth activated……
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Sephani Paige
on Oct 5th, 2009
@ 02:45:
holy shit there IS a Pain Nymph!!!! HUZZAH!!!
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