Okies so I have a wee personal massager to review …but I thought I’d give you a giggle because it’s certainly made me and Molten laugh.
Yano I really advocate quality toys for the simple fact I have been through the whole process of buying toys and being disappointed by substandard manufacturing, in laymans terms absolute crap that was a waste of money and hugely disappointing.
I’m going to write the review sometime today along with another one for a set of cuffs (not really BDSM suitable ones but fun all the same)
… watch the video (yea just for the perverts that wanna stare at my cleavage and listen to my weird kiwi accent heh) and see why I am nawt happy … it’s bloody possessed!!!
It has this weird light, I am picking so you can see it in the dark but it’s so damn loud you wouldn’t need to worry so I really have no damn idea what the point of the light is exactly …. ?!?!?! . Then there’s the battery that takes on a life of it’s own and does pirouettes in the compartment and the weird thing … it turns itself on and off at will … I have named it Christine the Ugly Pink Vibe.
I reckon because it’s pink … that’s it’s problem heh. I’m sticking with my Fantastical Bean Flicker Eden Fantasys does stock good stuff and this vibe is one of the good un’s… so so sooooo much better. I shall post the link to my review when it’s up on my reviews page …
hubman
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 11:44:
Count me in as one of those perverts
I LOVE your accent!
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Belladonnax
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 12:13:
What accent??!! she doesn’t have an accent?? wotchutalkinaboutWillis???
That pink thingie is an EPIC FAIL. If something dared behave like that when I was tryin’ to get off I’d sling it across the room.
Added to that, it sounds exactly like my neighbours edgetrimmer.
Lilly
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 12:13:
Alright so now I’m very curious as to which one this is!
The way it goes together and comes apart is fairly typical of “pocket rocket” styles, i’ve owned 4 and only like one of them. It’s a bitch to get it on just the right way but I don’t care, I love its vibrations THAT much and it’s only on 1 AA. I hope this wasn’t the Nasstoys one!
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Lilly
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 12:14:
Oh also, can you shake things in videos more often…….?
heh heh heh
mina
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 12:41:
hahahah… OMG loved the review. What a piece of crap. Can’t believe people are actually selling this crap. Loved hearing your voice. I like it. *smiles*
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thepinkpoppet
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 13:33:
That thing is an epic FAIL. And although my name is pink, I don’t love or want everything just because it is pink…THANKFULLY. LOL. I am grateful for those that give honest reviews that I feel I can trust. Thanks sweetie. Big hugs.
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vanimp
on Sep 16th, 2009
@ 15:10:
@hubman perv away darling
@Bella Oh don’t worry I was tempted to fling it
@Lilly It doesn’t have a brand name on the packaging that I can find but the other review I did on another massager … waaaaaay better I’m sticking with my other one. This one has only one speed and it is strong but it’s unreliable because it turns itself off all the bloody time! Next time I’ll jiggle more just for you
@mina *smooch* Lol I will add the link to the review on here when it’s up and done
@poppet Epic FAIL indeed. I only do honest reviews hun I don’t see the point in fluffing something up thats not worth it x
Nilla
on Sep 17th, 2009
@ 03:50:
I’ve not got a vibe yet, and if I ever do, that WON’T be one of them! Loved the accent, btw. Funniest darn review I’ve ever seen! I will someday get a vibe, but if you find a quiet, discreet one that would be great!
Nilla
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vanimp
on Sep 17th, 2009
@ 07:51:
@Nilla Just under the video clip where it says ‘Fantastical Bean Flicker’ Is the bestest clit vibe evaaaah … that link will take you to the review on the other one I did. I may just do a comparison video hehe.
subtle
on Sep 18th, 2009
@ 14:08:
Hehehehe…did you like purposely say words with lots of ‘i’ sounds in them so we could delight in your oh-so-cute accent???
Love your fingernails btw! I’m always so jealous of people with beautiful-looking fingernails. And cleavage, you haz it! (That’s about all I could see in the frame except for that awful excuse of a vibe…)
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