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  • Published: Sep 21st, 2009
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Dial-a-subbie?

I had to share this was so damn funneh …

thehotman on 9/13/09 at 11:00 AM:
hi my my name is james this is a bit about me well i live in east ********** if you email me you can give me a bit of information about your self and what i can do i use facebook msn skype and a web cam

vanillaimpaired on 9/13/09 at 11:10 AM:
Errr pleased to meet you, I’m not sure exactly what you are expecting or looking for but I am not it, I also don’t do webcam silly internet things either. I run a Kiwi Kinksters group on Fetlife.com you are welcome to join the group and talk to kiwi kink folk and learn a little more about what people do. Impy :)

thehotman on 9/16/09 at 6:02 PM:
well i am looking in to tieing you up nake , having you legs in the aire and playing doc on you pussy ie puting toys and fisting and after would you can do the some thing to me i have up load a pic off me thevegeman@hotmail.com is my msn and email

vanillaimpaired on 9/21/09 at 12:00 PM:
I’m sorry but you need some interpersonal basic fucking normal people skills. This is not dial a fucking subbie and if you took the actual time to READ my profile and READ what I sent in a reply beforehand you WOULD hopefully see that what you just sent is damnwell rude. Have a nice day. Ugh.

The dude has no fucking brain cells and can’t fucking type to save himself.

Seriously … what the fook is wrong with these people?!?! Do they seriously think that kind of crap works?!?!?!

*blink*

10 Responses to “Dial-a-subbie?”


  1. Hubman
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 12:11

    We get the same sort of crap once in a while. Fucking idiots who won’t/can’t read a profile…
    .-= Hubman´s last blog ..Teachers Pet =-.


  2. Belladonnax
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 12:34

    lol video is grrrrreat, it’s just like being there all over again.

    *pat pat*


  3. Petal
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 13:15

    Just goes to show that the breed of ‘idiot’ is indeed not dead nor endangered….unfortunately!


  4. Cinnamon
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 13:41

    Thank gawd this hasn’t ever happened to me!
    .-= Cinnamon´s last blog ..Limits~To Have or Not to Have =-.


  5. Chloe
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 13:52

    “playing doc on you pussy ie puting toys and fisting and after would you can do the some thing to me”

    If I’m reading that right – and I like to think that I am – he’s saying he has a pussy.

    lolerskates.

    ~Chloe
    .-= Chloe´s last blog ..Randomness Numero Cuatro =-.


  6. viemoira
    on Sep 21st, 2009
    @ 22:53

    lovely marks!!
    .-= viemoira´s last blog ..i Never Would’ve Imagined i Would Ever Cry So Hard While i Was Having an Orgasm =-.


  7. Dragon Mage
    on Sep 22nd, 2009
    @ 01:54

    I saw idiots like that all the time when I was a channel op on dalnet. I asked a couple if crap like that actually worked. The response I always got was “sometimes.” they invariably seemed to think that being rejected and/or ridiculed 98% of the time was worth the occasional payoff of cybersex. Strange.
    .-= Dragon Mage´s last blog ..It’s about (HNT) time! =-.


  8. Liras
    on Sep 22nd, 2009
    @ 08:57

    must be odd to talk to people without paying any attention to what they want.

    It happens to me more than I care to admit–esp when I am talking politics or economics. I guess I turn them on via understanding the world?

    But a jackass really doesn’t need a reason.
    .-= Liras´s last blog ..Cohesive =-.


  9. Rafi
    on Sep 22nd, 2009
    @ 13:42

    I am far from surprised by the idiots that are out there. They apparently do not know any better, and if they do – they are just plain losers. There are idiots in every aspect of life – so of course – they exist here as well. Good response to him though.
    .-= Rafi´s last blog ..“Soldier’s Home” =-.


  10. vanimp
    on Sep 22nd, 2009
    @ 17:24

    Not surprisingly, the poor deluded sod hasn’t replied … LOL

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