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  • Published: Aug 24th, 2009
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Asshat Award

Author : rich (IP: 80.179.151.50 , fry.nsa.co.il)
E-mail : shon.richards@gmail.com
URL    :
Whois  : http://ws.arin.net/cgi-bin/whois.pl?queryinput=80.179.151.50
Comment:
God, you’re a fat cow. That’s visual pollution.

head_up_your_ass2


… Moo. Do you feel special now?

Lol.

You officially gained the asshat award for the best troll spam of the week.

Don’t thank me. You’re welcome. It’s my pleasure ;)

Thanks for the blog fodder.

9 Responses to “Asshat Award”


  1. Hubman
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 08:04

    Too bad he left the URL field blank…

    A well deserved award. It’s just a shame that there are people even in the running for such an award.
    .-= Hubman´s last blog ..Photography Help and Advice =-.


  2. vanimp
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 08:05

    Google the email and the IP ;)


  3. Sam
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 08:07

    s/he has no idea what a real woman looks like I figure. I would sell my soul for your curves!
    .-= Sam´s last blog ..Pride and my grossness =-.


  4. Lilly
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 08:34

    Wait, he really and truly left that comment? As in for reals serious???
    .-= Lilly´s last blog ..Sugasm #171 =-.


  5. shon
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 08:50

    What is really unfortunate is that they used my email as their email.

    As a rather large person myself, and a lover of large women, I would never use the term ‘fat cow’.

    I do however think the term ‘Asshat’ is an excellent description of the person making the comment.
    .-= shon´s last blog ..Von Madd Laboratory News =-.


  6. vanimp
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 09:10

    @Lilly yea it was on the latest HNT but I decided they needed their very own special spot instead.

    @shon Well there you have it an asshat using a gmail account using your name for spamming and trolling, yes that does kinda suck.

    I mean if they are going to run amok insulting people on the interwebz ya think they’d have the balls to actually be transparent. Obviously they can’t take it as well as they think they can give it if they have to hide themselves huh?

    .. I’m thinking the term fat cow is kinda outdated. If they judge people on how they look other than what’s actually inside peoples hearts and minds then I feel sorry for them. Their life must be rather shallow. If they wanted to amuse me they need to be a little more clever with their use of words ;)


  7. Belladonnax
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 11:46

    Whoever they are they haven’t got laid in a million years.

    Unwashed, furtive little person who’s confused about their sexuality. Wanks frantically during all those long nights in daddy’s basement. Sneaks sideways looks at their mothers underwear in the laundry pile. Has never had a boy/girlfriend as has social issues, but writes florid porn anyway. Hopes to get a real job one day but won’t take their medication and finds it difficult to leave the basement except under cover of darkness to buy more junkfood and tissues :p

    Has guilty thoughts about sex, reads blogs avidly, then is consumed by guilt and disgust. Posts hysterical shrill comments then vanishes back into the dark with the rat droppings and spiders.

    *sneer*


  8. vanimp
    on Aug 24th, 2009
    @ 18:26

    *snikker*


  9. Nolens Volens
    on Aug 25th, 2009
    @ 06:53

    I ate nerds like him for breakfast back in the burgeoning days of the Internet (around ’92) and I relished every moment of it. He accidentally showed his nerdiness when he attacked you out of jealousy of not getting any from you and yet seeing others get a-plenty from you. :)
    .-= Nolens Volens´s last blog ..Tips to Better Living #15 =-.

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