To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine…
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated:
That if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. Coli) – bacteria found in feaces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop
Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid,
Than to drink water and be full of shit
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service
Mwah xxx
Tristan's pet
on Jun 9th, 2009
@ 21:37:
Well….thanx anyway
Tp xx
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vanimp
on Jun 9th, 2009
@ 23:38:
@Tristan’s pet, *smiles* … and slurps some more wine
vanimp’s last blog post..Wino Alert
Liras
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 00:02:
You know you like it when we thank you.
Liras’s last blog post..Ruins
Nolens Volens
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 06:26:
So, I don’t drink at all and I’m just full of shit? LOL
Nolens Volens’s last blog post..Mad Mondays #9 – Valtrex commercial
pippin
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 08:20:
oh my! i will have to inform my partner of this most valuable information as she has harangued me about the importance of drinking 8 glasses of h2o every bloody day for the last 14 years. so, the next time she exclaims that i am full of shit, i will have to agree and blame her on my condition. :]
p.s. i stumbled onto your site from graham grey’s blog. interesting blog you have and will have to read thru the archives. i LOVE the design of your blog btw (typography, graphics, etc.). i enjoyed your quotes page — i am a collector of quotes and poems myself. thought you might enjoy this one from e e cummings:
to be nobody – but – yourself
in a world
which is doing its best,
night and day,
to make you
everybody else –
means to fight
the hardest battle
which any human being
can fight;
and never
stop fighting.
vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 09:34:
@pippin, Heya pippin always happy to discover new people
Haha I replace some of the 8 glasses with wine 
Thanks re the design compliments, it took me a while to design something I liked lol! Love the quote. 
vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 09:35:
@Nolens Volens, *pet pet* hehe
hubman
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 11:27:
Pardon me while I go get a beer from the fridge…
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trinity-pup
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 12:13:
erm…. were you drunk when you wrote this?!
Cheers…. mine’s a merlot or shiraz
t. x
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vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 15:05:
@Liras, Profuse usage of thank you is always wonderful even if it is undeserved
Belladonnax
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 18:36:
Nope, don’t drink, don’t care!
srsly it’s amazing who’ll get weird about it, does it really matter to anyone else if I don’t?!
vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 22:51:
@hubman, Hehe sings a Pogues song *beer, beer, beer, beer*
vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 22:51:
@trinity-pup, Ummm only one glass hehe
vanimp
on Jun 10th, 2009
@ 22:52:
@Belladonnax, Nope but you know you opened yourself wide up for mean jokes *snikker* … I luffs you really