• Author: vanimp
  • Published: Jun 24th, 2009
  • Nips & Bites: 16

Totem Pole of Ecstasy

Okies so you know I am doing reviews for Eden Fantasys and they sent me a very cool toy earlier on this week which I have written a review on over on their site.

It’s called the Treeze Realisitic from the Don Wands line of vibrators. A wooden dildo with an insertable vibe. And hell that wee vibe packs quite a punch.

The toy is awesomes.

If you want to find out more about the toy itself it’s all in the review here. I don’t see the point in repeating myself and boring you all to death by writing all the specs here again but seriously it’s a great toy albeit the noise levels. So if you are curious go take a look at the review, if you want to know anything please ask. I had loadsa fun playing with it but it’s freekin noisy so I thought I would surprise you all with a wee video just to show you how loud this little wee totem pole is.

This baby gets 4/5 Impy Hearts

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  1. Carrie Ann posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 12:10.

    Oh my. When you put the vibe in the wood it’s like it turns into a little chainsaw trying to eat thru the wood! Ack!

    Gorgeous, though.
    .-= Carrie Ann´s last blog ..I’m melting, I’m melting =-.

  2. callie posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 12:55.

    Always being curious about your accent, I was so thrilled I was going to get to hear your voice! :mrgreen: I think I was paying more attention to how you spoke than what you were saying!

    THEN you put the thing back together and turned it on and I almost fell outta my chair laughing! You were not kidding when you said LOUD!

    Loved it!

  3. Dragon Mage posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 12:58.

    Wow! It’s gorgeous, but it seems like it might be louder than a Hitachi.

    I love your accent, btw. ^_^
    .-= Dragon Mage´s last blog ..Pleasurists #34 =-.

  4. viemoira posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 15:09.

    Looks at Sir Beast with puppy eyes and says “i am so fucking in love with imp more cause of her accent”….

    btw- i wanted to do your orgasm post but man- i have been out straight with life chaos!!! Liked the summary though!!
    .-= viemoira´s last blog ..TMI Tuesday 6/23/09 =-.

  5. Freckles posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 16:15.

    heh, I loves you more because of your accent too :P

    Jeez, that is super loud. No wondered you didn’t want to play with others in the house! xx

  6. velvet_steel posted the following on June 24, 2009 at 18:18.

    Shw uz dem boobies! You haz lowr ct tups, yu nows yu haz!

  7. Belladonnax posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:19.

    You sounded so polite I didn’t know if it wuz really you ………. *grin*

  8. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:22.

    @Carrie Ann, Hehe lumberjack … woodpecker? *snikkerz*

  9. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:22.

    @callie, Roflcopter … now that I wish I had seen … yeas it’s LOUD

  10. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:23.

    @Dragon Mage, It is DM, but gawd its good ;)

  11. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:23.

    @viemoira, Awww ya made me squee *hugz* xx

  12. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:23.

    @Freckles, I’ll show ya tomorrow lol

  13. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:24.

    @Belladonnax, *snorts* … sshhh don’t blow my cover :D

  14. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 00:25.

    @velvet_steel, All you have to do is ask yano … but I might say no *grin*

  15. Epiphora posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 15:23.

    Wow, I’m really confused now. Mine is the opposite: very loud out of the sleeve, less loud with the sleeve on. Really… weird….
    .-= Epiphora´s last blog ..Review: Treeze Wave =-.

  16. vanimp posted the following on June 25, 2009 at 15:38.

    @Epiphora, I went and read your review and now I am just as puzzled. Very weird … I still love the toy itself but I can see why you were unhappy with yours :(
    .-= vanimp´s last blog ..Jack Lives Here ~ HNT #44 =-.

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