Molten arrived home from the land of Aussie late last night,
a bottle of Jack Daniels in hand.
I love that girl, and I love my whiskey.
A nice glass of Jack Daniels, a wee bit of erotica …

The only man whose ever knocked me to my knees
The only man whose ever set my spirit free

He was born and raised in Lynchburg Tennessee
His daddy owns a big distilery
He’s an old time whiskey drinker,
when I’m with him I get meaner

And momma says hes ruined my destiny
He sure has made a women out of me
I fell in love with Jack Daniels again
Hes the best kind of lover that there is

I can have him when I please,
he always satisfies my needs
He takes me back no matter where I’ve been
Yeah I fell in love with Jack Daniels again

Jack Daniels if you please
Knock me to my knees

Okies so you know I am doing reviews for Eden Fantasys and they sent me a very cool toy earlier on this week which I have written a review on over on their site.

It’s called the Treeze Realisitic from the Don Wands line of vibrators. A wooden dildo with an insertable vibe. And hell that wee vibe packs quite a punch.

The toy is awesomes.

If you want to find out more about the toy itself it’s all in the review here. I don’t see the point in repeating myself and boring you all to death by writing all the specs here again but seriously it’s a great toy albeit the noise levels. So if you are curious go take a look at the review, if you want to know anything please ask. I had loadsa fun playing with it but it’s freekin noisy so I thought I would surprise you all with a wee video just to show you how loud this little wee totem pole is.

This baby gets 4/5 Impy Hearts

Well I said I would do a write up on the orgasm meme and share with you what I have discovered.  It’s interesting stuff and bound for some interesting conversational points.

Mostly women answered the meme’s questions and a nice wee group of men too which was uber cool. What happens in a woman’s body during a climax is very like what happens in a male’s  body when he ejaculates.  In other words, there’s a feeling of increasing excitement, building up to a point where everything ‘blows’ in a great blast of ecstasy. Now here’s something interesting …

Average length of time it takes a woman to have an orgasm: 20 minutes.

Average length of time it takes a man: 2-5 minutes.

One of the questions was asking whether you fantasize during masturbating. Many women said they don’t, they are too busy getting to the ultimate goal, the fantasizing and getting in the mood and all horny and ragey is done beforehand or a general build up to get in the mood then it’s down to business.  So when you ask “What are you thinking” .. she really does mean nothing if she says so, really. She’s busy wanking. Guys on the other hand, they like to fantasize. So yes the female and male brain do have different ways of reaching the same goal.

So anyway, the orgasm “moment”‘ is characterised by surges of contractions in the sex organs, occurring almost every 0.8 seconds.  Like I bloody count at the time lol but thats what the scientific facts are anyways. A few females do produce some fluid at orgasm, but the impression given in so many erotic stories that most women ‘ejaculate’ is not correct. Only a minority of females do this. This came through in the meme … many have squirted or think they may have, a few haven’t but are curious, for many it isn’t a regular occurence though. Plenty are curious. And many have discovered this randomly through accident. Interestingly in sex studies many women who enjoy having their G-spots touched claim that they ejaculate during these intense orgasms. As for the guys well yea they all boasted they squirt everytime go figure hehe.

Orgasms vary from person to person and for each individual at different times. This came through in the meme as well. Not one answer was exactly the same as another. Sometimes orgasm is an explosive, amazing rush of sensations, while others are milder, subtler, and less intense. Then there are the clitoral and vaginal orgasms, g-spot orgasms as well as anal. Infact around 70% of ALL women do not usually (or sometimes ever) experience a sexual climax from penis-in-vagina intercourse alone. It came up in the meme that alot of participants like to use sex toys as aids in achieving orgasms and to simply have fun. And yup Mista Hitachi won the top spot as a favourite. Clitoral stimulation comes in at second and the majority cannot handle or dislike the clit being directly stimulated straight after orgasm.

The differences in intensity of orgasms can be attributed to physical factors, such as fatigue and length of time since last orgasm, as well as to a wide range of psychosocial factors, including mood, relation to partner, activity, expectations, and feelings about the experience. Many love the end of the day just before sleep orgasm, it’s relaxing and it’s a great aid for the insomniac. Many at anyother time of the day find orgasms to be energizing. There isn’t one time of the day that favors over another.

We all love orgasms whenever the opportunity is good. Everyone agreed and orgasm is a surefire stress relief. And yano no one said they don’t like to orgasm.

Whilst masturbating it was a given that the intent was to have an orgasm, many said it was perfectly fine if  they didn’t orgasm everytime during sex.

The reason I did the meme was to prove a point to myself that no matter how many freekin surveys you can do on something like a personal experience with orgasm, not one answer is going to be exactly the same.

If you wanna read some more then go check them out…

Kinky Kiana

Kitten Pup

Bucking Bill

Panthera

Sage

Vixen

And if you missed the other two posts you can find them here & here.